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  Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
You can knock people over using one of those charge attack things though can't you and any character can do that I thought.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?   |
Member 18 Level 51.14 Feb 2006 |
Bull Rush only knocks them a square back. If anybody could knock a target prone I wouldn't have gotten Shield Slam.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
 Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
STOP FIGHTING
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART EDIT: and before you ask, no, Regeneration doesn't work when you're unconscious. Most amazing jew boots 
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Dec 27, 2008 at 11:40 PM.
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 Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
poor arg
 This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
Well, that was spectacular.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
This is a great time for some deus ex machina. Yup.
I was speaking idiomatically. 
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006 |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
It can be you, Acerbandit, should one of them bite the dust in this encounter
 What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
There's a queue in place, why do people think I'm just going to drop in Acer at the first opportunity?
 (although Acer would, ironically, be one of the few respites from Acerface in the thread these days, so there is an incentive there) FELIPE NO
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Dec 28, 2008 at 05:02 AM.
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True, but there is always the possibility that some folks may pass on joining. It has been quite a long time since the initial queue was set up. In any case I wasn't referring to me joining. More or less something awesome to help even the odds for poor Argy.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006 |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
I dropped a magic broadsword into their hands, what else can I do
 How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 18 Level 51.14 Feb 2006 |
What do all those status symbols even MEAN!?
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
LET'S LEARNING! Argumentus is:
 Bloodied! Blessed! Regenerating! Prone!and, until Gabriel's intercession, was  Unconscious! Helpless! and Dying!This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006 |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
I was speaking idiomatically.  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
There IS something to be said about waving a magical item with unknown effects around in the air and saying "DO SOMETHING."
Always worked for me, that's all I'm saying. Whether it was a good or bad thing depended on the item. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Don't heal him past bloodied! Then regeneration doesn't work! You dicks!
 FELIPE NO |
Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
Might I suggest a tactical retreat into the building? Maybe Mots can collapse some of it on the ogre or something. Are any of us any good with a sword anyway?
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
Are the magical effects of a weapon dependant on proficiences? Seems like they shouldn't be.
Just sayin'. fuck stats Jam it back in, in the dark. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Well, what is the liklihood of Pang giving us an item none of us can use?
....... guys? There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
I think it's pretty likely, considering we're not going to keep the weapon anyway if everything goes right.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
oh hell naw if they're sending an ogre after us then fuck them full force in the face, ass and vagina
that shit's ours I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
Use it while you've got it! Even if it could lead to unpleasant circumstances in the future!
I mean, fuck. Maybe the most unlikely person to use it would be best for it. You know how things be. I was speaking idiomatically. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
It's a broadsword. Military Heavy Blade. Usable by Paladins, Fighters, Warlords, Rangers and Swordmages. Rolls a d10 for damage?
If I were you guys, I might put a little less thought into the sword and a little more thought into remembering the opportunity rules but that's just me. Dang. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
Well jesus christ
maybe if our characters weren't suddenly and inexplicably totally fucking unable to connect one single hit to an enormous goddam pile of slow-moving ogre meat thus pushing it away from us, opportunity attacks wouldn't be a problem. FELIPE NO |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Actually they would
Because the ogre has long reach How ya doing, buddy? |
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No. Hard Pass. 