[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I probably should've brought up this idea before kwnwzrd made himself useless, but would it be possible for me to boost up one of the shorties to the ledge?

FELIPE NO

Yeah, you can make an attempt to aid (Standard) anybody adjacent to you with a climb check.

(Anyone who intends to try climbing the ledge: since you climb at half your normal speed, it takes 4 squares of movement to climb the 10-foot wall)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I was hoping we could make a pile of dead orcs in the corner and use that to climb up. Either that or go fetch a couple of doors from the zombie room and make a ramp.

Soggy could have attacked the ork instead of the goblins, it's not like we're likely to let it live are we?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was kind of wondering if it had anything useful to say before we killed it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

"Please don't kill me"?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ah well, looks like Deni has made the point moot now anyway, even if he can't tell the difference between orcs and goblins.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Deni still has a lay-on-hands left, knk! It is possible that you might not die!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was worried the reinforcements might be up on the ledge, as it is they've provided the dwarves with a purpose in life!

Although I'll admit I'm dissapointed we didn't get to see Argumentus tossing one of them onto the ledge.

FELIPE NO

I can give you a healing surge, since I get two Healing Words per encounter.

But I'm not going to give it to you if you don't fight...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, obviously I'll fight now that there's actually something I can reach. I just wasn't going to go running into a rain of arrows for no reason was all.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Did you wanna do anything once you got up there, Brady?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I hope Brady gets the opportunity to jump on a goblin's head when he's done mauling the sharpshooters.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nah, he is probably strong enough to push them over the edge, headfirst into the floor Since you're fighting goblins, is it possible to run up to them, and confiscate their crossbows, Pangalin?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, there's no real rule for disarmament in place, but I'd probably allow it with some kind of modified Grab check.

Flying elbow drops, for that matter, are essentially just a form of vertical bull rush.

How ya doing, buddy?

On second thought, Argumentus probably isn't smart enough to try such a maneuver. I betcha he'll stand there and batter the goblins, while they poke him full of holes...

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

Did you wanna do anything once you got up there, Brady?

I thought climbing was a standard action and all I'd have left were a move and a minor woops lol

FELIPE NO

Did we all get another action point after the orc massacre?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No, you get APs after two successive fights (provided those fights occur on the same day, etc).

Originally Posted by a lurker

if I can split up moving like that

Alas, no.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

oh boy I am sure am enjoying not being able to tell which of my players is posting

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Nah, as Dungeon Master you can beg them to put their original nick in their signature or titles, under the penalty of being stung by angry hornets in their nipples

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

oh boy I am sure am enjoying not being able to tell which of my players is posting

That's why I always use my character's name in the description.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ace Combat Week is a gay tradition, it's gayer than Kwanzaa get a real culture nerds.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I bet you chucklefucks don't know who I am. Hint: I'm a fairy princess.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, everyone can recognize you because you made your own costume instead of just slapping on a cheap plastic mask from K-Mart.

FELIPE NO