[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I would like to take a moment now, if it would please the Senator from Wisconsin, to announce publicly that I am not now, nor have I ever been affiliated with Animechanic, nor have I accepted money or goods from him or any of his affiiliates.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I controlled your representation in your party's current campaign. You surely cannot deny that.

FELIPE NO

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

In the grim darkness of the Dungeon of Doom, there is only Waaaaaaugh.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I like how I'm incapable of keeping a consistent voice. Whatever, don't judge me. Just because I'm not in character most of the time, at least I go out sometimes.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ah fret not there laddy buck, ya be bright as shine 'n sure as ya are

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's ok lurker, we understand that some RPers are all about the dice.

How ya doing, buddy?

A message from Pang, since he's running this thing and can't speak for himself:
<pang> The game is going to have to be on hold temporarily until I serve out my totally-reasonable two week ban for wearing the Cloak of Forbidden Airplanes. Sorry.


</pang>


Please don't shoot the messenger.

I was speaking idiomatically.

He has access to these threads, now. So he can resume his D&D DMing if he so chooses.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What's going on I don't get it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FELIPE NO

Pangalin was apparently confined to posting in Mom's Basement.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I can see that, my question is why.

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Pangalin disrespectfully asked for Ayos' call sign for Ace Combat week, therefore earning a threatened smite from Colonel Skills.

On the bright side, maybe we'll see a better, nicer, and more contrite Pangalin after this, who will oppose joke bans to the best of his ability!

Hay Shin, why does Bob bother with long range attacks when his phantom hand can pick up said goblin and bring him closer to melee rapeage

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm not sure Bob's strong enough to pick up a goblin. The description for ghost hand says you can't use t to attack people so I imagine throwing goblins around is a no go.

Also it's nice to see that Skills is still trying his gardest to claim Acer's crown as most frequent abuser of mod powers. I might make an announcement in the Sewers that anyone mentioning planes in a thread in there or refering to themselves as a pilot will earn a weeks ban for disrespecting 9/11.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nice! Do it, Shin! ='D

Also, just got a new laptop so I saw the wonderful greeting before logging in.

"GFF is a hellhole full of elitists who chat about everything EXCEPT games. We have a team of dedicated moderators who will ban your ass on the slightest provocation, constant member-organized activities that you are not allowed to participate in, and plenty of custom features, including our unique journal system where you can post entries that will be completely ignored. If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ or our GFWiki. You will have to register before you can post. Although membership is completely free (and gets rid of the pesky advertisement unit underneath this message) we do not recommend that you sign up, because you will get kicked in the nuts repeatedly."

Whose gem is that? I wanna give them an e-hug~

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Pangalin disrespectfully asked for Ayos' call sign for Ace Combat week, therefore earning a threatened smite from Colonel Skills.

"Asked"? How rich.

Anyway I'm real sorry I disrespected your airplane LARP but I still wanna participate so if somebody can set me up with my airplane avatar that I made I would really appreciate it. I'd do it myself but Il Duce apparently found my actions so insulting that he felt it it necessary to lock down my entire User CP.



I hope to totally dogfight air raid bombing strike roger roger stay in formation do a barrel roll!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Skills isn't that powerful. He obviously asked an admin to do all this. But yeah, sure, I'll go see if I can get Yotsuba on the squad.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There you go mate. You have an entire usergroup all to yourself now, Skills apparently has friends in high places.

FELIPE NO

Shin beat me to it. Also, lol pang has a usergroup called pang to himself. =')

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There's a few new fagweek themed usergroups in there today. Any idea what any of them do?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It's possible that they have something to do with that nice name change crap that Blah came up with a while ago. Then again maybe not. You'd have to ask an admin.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Question: since the platform is 10 feet high, would it count as cover to be standing against the wall if you're at an angle <45 degrees from the sharpshooter's LOS?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Partial cover, yeah.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

lol again I forget I have a sling

my bad

I was speaking idiomatically.

Who needs to pick him up and throw him around? Just give him a little push off the edge. Twenty pounds of sudden push on said goblin's ankles should be sufficient to make him lose balance!

Originally Posted by Shin

I'm not sure Bob's strong enough to pick up a goblin. The description for ghost hand says you can't use t to attack people so I imagine throwing goblins around is a no go.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?