[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Zeph, do you have some kind of secret plan or are you trying to get yourself killed?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

My character just has ants in his pants, that's all.

Don't worry. He doesn't like holes.

Anyways, what does it matter? This dungeon is fairly linear, and my colleagues aren't doing a dick of a thing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That's because we're out of health surges and daily actions. If you'd just rest already we'd all gladly continue.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm moving, and I need to buy a wireless network card. I shouldn't have any problems with that, but just to be on the safe side, animechanic or whomever claims it first can control my character for the rest of the weekend (it's a 3 day weekend, too).

FELIPE NO

Come on guys, you know Operation Human Shield only works if everyone joins in. Also, I reckon that big old lizard is going to make a formidable ally when someone runs off and releases it during whatever fight we're about to get in to.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Argumentus has been Grabbed, which prevents him from moving. (He can still attack).

In order to break out of a Grab, he can attempt to Escape as a move action. If/when you attempt to Escape a Grab, indicate what direction you want to shift in should you succeed.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That's quite a man-train you guys got going on there.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Guys, my character is hidden inside the giant lizard's second stomach. The acid burns. Please rescue me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh Acer nobody is going to take you from your new house

You may receive some guests though

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Digestion Crew represent! [/thuglife]

How ya doing, buddy?

What's the process in terms of combat turns for Bob to give the axe to someone? Can Gabrial grab it as he pushes past for example or do we have to wait for Bob's turn for him to actively give it away?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You can drop something as a free action (and you can do a free action any time), so you could just "drop" it into their hands as they pass, I figure.

FELIPE NO

Cool. Well if Gabriel wants it I'll drop it into his hands and if not I'll drop it for Soggy when it's Bob's go.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Sorry guys, I will catch up tomorrow maybe.
I bought the fucking wireless dongle, my dad has the wireless encrypted, the door to the computer room locked, and the modem passworded. He's too dumb to remember his passwords, and while I bypassed the locked door easily enough (rogue tactics, ftw), resetting the modem would provoke much ferocity (troll style, at that).

All that would probably make more sense if I mentioned he's a trucker.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Argumentus needs not dying badly. THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR PILATES, SHIN.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hey, this is a rules question. Let's say there's a chasm or some other similar pit or trench or cliff face that falling off of would spell one's doom. The rules say if there's no space available that you can't bull rush something if there's no square you can push them into. So could I bull rush something and push it into a position where a deadly fall could occur?

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Good question and would doing that risk you falling in yourself if the enemy dodges or grapples you?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Absolutely you can do that. They get a chance to catch themselves on the way over the edge, but it's still worth a shot.

edit: There doesn't appear to be any way to "dodge" a bullrush per se, it's a vs. Fortitude defense so "missing" just assumes you bounced off the target like a chump. If they have somebody grabbed when they go over they get a separate roll to see if their hostage goes down with them.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fuck I hate this hallway. I hate it so much.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Can I move diagonal to be standing over Argy's body?

FELIPE NO

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wasn't sure, due to the corner of the hallway.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I take all the pain and Zephyrin gets all the glory, typical rogues.

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Hey, at least somebody did something!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fact Check: Gabriel Lays Broads

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?