[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Argumentus won't be needing help I think.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Not with the all-you-can-eat crab buffet he's about to receive. Somebody light this crab up and steam it into fine cuisine.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Argumentus won't be needing help I think.

I should say not, I don't think anything short of petrification will put Argumentus down for long.

The Dude Has Got No Mercy

How ya doing, buddy?

If his attack misses because he moved out of flank to perform a healing spell he by all reason cannot I will be most cross.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wait, I'm out of lay on hands? That can happen? I didn't know that. All right, fuck it. I stay in flank and bolstering strike. GO!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, since me and Deni are out of healing spells, and everyone except Bob and Gabriel is badly wounded, now would probably be a good time to check your character sheets and see what your healing skill ability is.

Edit: D'oh, thought you could use a heal check to let an adjacent party member use a healing surge, but it only lets them use second wind without spending an action point. Since we've all used second wind for this fight, that pretty much doesn't help us at all. Still, DC 15 Heal Checks are required to stabilize the dying, which may be important soon.

How ya doing, buddy?

Allez-oup

First Aid
Make a Heal check to administer first aid.
First Aid: Standard action.
✦ DC: Varies depending on the task you’re attempting.
✦ Use Second Wind: Make a DC 10 Heal check to
allow an adjacent character to use his or her second
wind (page 291) without the character having to
spend an action. The character doesn’t gain the
defense bonuses normally granted by second wind.
✦ Stabilize the Dying: Make a DC 15 Heal check to
stabilize an adjacent dying character. If you succeed,
the character can stop making death saving throws
until he or she takes damage. The character’s current
hit point total doesn’t change as a result of being
stabilized.
✦ Grant a Saving Throw: Make a DC 15 Heal check.
If you succeed, an adjacent ally can immediately
make a saving throw, or the ally gets a +2 bonus to a
saving throw at the end of his or her next turn.

edit: looks like Chanic already summed it up, but here it is just for the benefit of the bookless

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The Dude Has Got No Mercy

1500+ disses tapped me out, so, spirit-propped.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Is opening doors a major or minor action?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Leave it to Bob to kill us all.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You mean you're not curious what's behind the door?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Opening the door to release the hypothetical massive fire-breathing dragon would be a minor action.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I hope it's a pie-in-the-face! :ontheedgeofmyseatwaiting:

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That door seems to have hinges which open in on the room, so what if Argumentus wanted to bull rush the door to rip it off its hinges and open up a second avenue to flank the guard? Minor or major action?

FELIPE NO

Yeah, bashing down a door would be Standard.

Most amazing jew boots

I don't think you get how overpowered I want to be. =/

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ok, you can RIP THE DOOR OFF ITS HINGES, SPLINTERING IT INTO A THOUSAND JAGGED SHARDS IN A DISPLAY OF MIGHT THAT SHALL ECHO, YEA, UNTO A THOUSAND GENERATIONS AS ONLOOKERS TELL OF THE NIGHTMARISH SIGHT OF THE STRONGEST MORTAL CREATURE WHO EVER LIVED as a standard action.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah that's the stuff

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Are we assumed to have spent a short rest now, Pang? Time to start chain-spending remaining healing surges.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If you're not fighting, and you're not sleeping, you're taking a short rest.

Process of elimination++

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, I'm back from my trip, but I'm going to be pretty busy with school starting up this week, so I suppose you can keep going with Soggy, Animechanic. It was fun while it lasted.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Nah, go ahead. I still have a character waiting in the wings. Things don't move so fast that you need to check that often.

FELIPE NO

If neither of you wants to continue with Soggy that's why we have the reserve list.

Lurker, does your Halfling Cleric have a name or should I just spin the Wheel of Hilarious Epithets?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh, I'll gladly take control of him again. I just thought Animechanic might want to keep going with it. Consider me back in, then.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

If neither of you wants to continue with Soggy that's why we have the reserve list.

Lurker, does your Halfling Cleric have a name or should I just spin the Wheel of Hilarious Epithets?

haven't come up with a good name by now, so whenever a spot becomes free I'll go with whatever you come up with.

There's nowhere I can't reach.