[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Swing the elf lady. I bet she does sweet damage.

FELIPE NO

NECROTIC DAMAGE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

(also, there's literally fucking nothing in the Monster Manual that's especially vulnerable to Necrotic, so)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What if he hit an enemy with ginormous brain of Morbo?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That would be psychic damage obviously

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

That would be psychic damage obviously

thanks

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I cannot even fathom how I managed to deal 27 damage...I mean, other than the fact that I am just so awesome!

And Deni, maybe you should've swung at (and probably killed) the drake, seeing as I put myself in harms way JUST so you could have a decent chance at hitting something for once!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Gabrial is utilising Gandhi's techniques of fighting without fighting only his is more like swinging without hitting. It's like a kind of violent, non-violent, passive resistance.

Also, what is it you people have against funnelling enemies and fighting them one at a time? Have you not seen 300 or something?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

I cannot even fathom how I managed to deal 27 damage

[2W] + Sneak Attack + Backstabber feat + Brutal Scoundrel bonuses = rape city

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Last question (swear to God) will picking up that table leg be considered a minor action?

FELIPE NO

YES

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh, snap, son. I forgot my character loves teh anus.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Rogues do it from behind, dawg

And now your character is dying; what can you do about it? Let's find out, in another edition of RULES CORNER.

If a character is reduced to 0 or less hit points, they become unconscious. Now, that in itself is no reason to panic! An unconsciousness character won't necessarily die.

First, any other character can heal you. If you're healed to 1 HP or higher, you're conscious again! But remember that you'll wake up prone, so you'll need to take a Move action to stand up.

But let's say that nobody wants to heal you, because you have an ugly habit of abandoning the party during fights.

Every round, an unconscious character makes a saving throw (d20 roll) to see if he gets closer to death. 50% of the time, he will! If a character gets this result on his saving throw three times before the end of the battle, he dies. 45% of the time, he remains stable. 5% of the time, a miraculous recovery occurs. This restores you to 0 hit points, then allows you to spend a healing surge and regain consciousness.

If an unconscious character's HP is reduced to a negative expression of his bloodied value, he dies right then and there. (If you have 30 HP, you're bloodied at 15 HP and dead at -15 HP.)

Unconscious characters (and unconscious or otherwise helpless enemies) are subject to a coup de grace attack, which guarantees a critical hit.

You're only at -4 so Gabriel will probably save you in time but hey, just in case it comes up later

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Also it was a good thing you did, Zeph. I didn't want to make a note of this because I read the Monster Manual and I thought informing you all would be kinda gay, but Guard Drakes get huge bonuses when they're around allies. Guard Drake's bite gets 1d10 + 9 damage while within 2 squares of an ally.

Additional Spam:
Can I get some stats for my sweet new table leg? I want to put it in my character sheet. =)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hi!

If an attack has splash damage (Like an acid arrow for example), is that just immediately adjacent squares or diagonals too? Also, how likely would the splashback be to hit a prone and rather unconcious ally?

How ya doing, buddy?

In order: diagonals too, and extremely.

DO IT

I was speaking idiomatically.

He's a rogue. He can just dodge it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Also, I didn't kill the Drake because I knew Argumentus was up next and he would. Figured I'd leave him the enemy he could reach with the stick he wanted to pick up, and I'd try and brain the elf that cut me.

It... It didn't work out so well.

FELIPE NO

Don't use Dailies on enemies with high saving throws is what I've learned.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well I didn't know he had a high saving throw, did I? >8(

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Elves are nimble? You don't say.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, yeah. Okay, so maybe I'm an idiot. Still helped keep you alive. >8(

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yep. Also I got pretty much the bare minimum damage to kill that drake so we got lucky.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

We got -awesome-. Don't underestimate us.

Also, you watch, this round, even with total defense, I'm gonna get the shit kicked out of me. All to save some dipshit rogue who runs and hides 80% of the time.

God I hate having to stay in character.

"What? Save Zeph? Nah, that guy's a fucktard. Let him hang."

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think you guys are saying "saving throw" when you mean "defenses". Paladin's Judgement is an attack against armor class, so odds are Deni just got a bad roll. Unless of course giggles the elf is wearing plate mail or something else with a high AC.

Edit: At least there's a chance Zeph will be more useful now that you've saved him. He might actually help now that he's realized he is a rogue and should be backstabbing things.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ouch.

Also, you told Brady standing up from prone is a minor action. Then you told me it was a move action. Now I know you can take two minors or two moves in one turn, but is there a difference at all in this situation?

FELIPE NO