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Nall · Dec 20, 2007, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Django!

Personally, I thought Duke 3D was better than Doom. But that's just me.

I'll back you up on that! Duke 3D has aged a lot better, I think. Doom was good, but it plays so rigid now, and the absence of snappy, curse-laden one-liners makes it a distant second.

I was hoping we'd actually get a date for Duke Nukem Whenever, but we're still being kept in the dark. I dunno how good it's going to be, but If through some grace of God DNF somehow lives up the combined hype of ten years development, it'll be the stuff of legends.

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evilboris · Local time: Dec 20, 2007, 09:39 PM

I just want a full version of the music used in this teaser.

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Kairi Li · Local time: Jul 16, 2008, 10:44 PM

Duke Nukem Trilogy: Duke Nukem Trilogy Trailer Takes The Cake

Anyone mind telling me about this "trilogy" game set that I haven't heard of ?

Also. Worst. Trailer. Ever.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 17, 2008, 02:02 AM

There's really nothing to tell, the games were basically just announced.

I am pleased with the notion of Apogee coming back from the dead more-or-less to start and finish 3 new Duke titles while 3D realms upgrades their engine and starts all over again for the nth time. There will now be Duke In Our Time, friends.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jul 17, 2008, 05:07 PM

More like best trailer ever. I saw that this morning and couldn't stop laughing. The four guns shooting the logo, Duke zooming across the screen with an explosion in the background, the camera zooming in on his crotch. Best thing to come out of E3 this year aside from Ravi Drums spazzing out on stage at the Nintendo thing.

The games are for PSP and DS, IGN's got an interview or something with some guy somewhere. Some.

Sounds like the PSP versions will be FPS' while the DS is getting side scrollers.

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value tart · Jul 17, 2008, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I am pleased with the notion of Apogee coming back from the dead more-or-less to start and finish 3 new Duke titles while 3D realms upgrades their engine and starts all over again for the nth time. There will now be Duke In Our Time, friends.

Based on the last teaser they came out with for DNF, I'd say they stopped work around 2002, and just found that crappy FMV sitting around one day and decided it'd be funny to pass it off as new.

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Sousuke · Jul 17, 2008, 02:33 AM

That has got to be the worst trailer I've ever seen, for anything. All it really does is pan and scroll over the titles a bunch of times. And to think I was actually expecting something from the Duke Nukem crew with this.

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Kilroy · Local time: Jul 17, 2008, 09:34 AM

Now, it's been quite while since I last played Duke, so my mind could be playing tricks on me. Tell me, did Duke always sound as retarded as he did in that trailer?

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Krelian · Local time: Jul 17, 2008, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

while the DS is getting side scrollers.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

I think I played the crappy shareware demo of the first game in the series more than anything else until I got an N64. Fuck yeah, modern Duke run-and-gun games.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jul 17, 2008, 08:47 PM

Yeah, I loved the original Duke Nukem platformers. It'd be awesome if they included them in these, but they won't.

Also Jill of the Jungle and Alien Carnage and!

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***FatsDomino*** · Jul 17, 2008, 08:19 AM

Always bet on Duke.

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Misogynyst Gynecologist · Jul 17, 2008, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Sousuke

And to think I was actually expecting something from the Duke Nukem crew with this.

You know that you're complaining about a game trailer right?

What the fuck did you expect? Goddamned Lawrence Of Arabia?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Kimchi · Jul 17, 2008, 08:45 AM

Does my computer have a problem or is the trailer supposed to repeatedly flash 3 "trilogy" titles?

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***FatsDomino*** · Jul 17, 2008, 08:55 AM

You have a problem with your computer. Go throw it in a bin.

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Kimchi · Jul 17, 2008, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Bounce Overflow

You have a problem with your computer. Go throw it in a bin.

Exactly what I was thinking.
Shitty Apple.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sousuke · Jul 17, 2008, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by LeHah

You know that you're complaining about a game trailer right?

What the fuck did you expect? Goddamned Lawrence Of Arabia?

Oh, hardly complaining. Just... going into it, I expecting something a little more than flashing the three titles over and over.

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Omnislash124 · 10:08 AM

That was seriously, the single funniest thing to come out of E3.

I sat there laughing for 5 minutes straight.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

Indeed.

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speculative · Local time: Jul 17, 2008, 03:19 PM

I am now convinced that Duke Nukem has become a massive tax shelter for the developers.

3DRealms to IRS: "Oh, we have to write off another 2 million in losses because we updated our game engine for the 7th time."

But still, that trailer is worth it.

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