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trackjacket Dec 18, 2007 06:00 PM

Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer Coming Tomorrow
 
Posted by 3D Realms staffer George Broussard on the official 3D Realms forums:

Last Saturday we had our annual company Christmas party. It was a lot of fun as usual but it featured one special surprise. It turns out that several people had been secretly working late nights and into the wee hours of the morning preparing a special video for those at the party. They created a short teaser for Duke Nukem Forever.

After seeing the teaser we thought it was something we should share with all of you and while it's just a teaser, rest assured more is coming.

Tomorrow, Wednesday the 19th, around noon CST, we will release the first teaser trailer from Duke Nukem Forever. To tide you over until then, here is a screen shot taken from the teaser.

Thank you for being fans of the game and for your continued patience.

I'd like to thank the people on the team that worked so hard to create this teaser and the friends of 3DR that helped create it (Jeremy Soule and Julian Soule, Frank Bry, Jason Evigan and of course, Jon St. John).


And, the accompanying image that they released:
http://www.picupload.net/f-effbf1b13...9a77153bbe.jpg

Source: 3D Realms Forums

http://xs222.xs.to/xs222/07513/Duke.gif

K_ Takahashi Dec 18, 2007 06:12 PM

No way.

Well, if there is no trailer buy the promised time I say close this shit and wait next decade for another announcement.

Grail Dec 18, 2007 06:15 PM

Based off that picture, I can see a Duke Nukem movie in the works starring Ron Perlman :(

trackjacket Dec 18, 2007 06:19 PM

The image doesn't look very good, really, for a current-gen title. Is it still running on the Doom 3 engine?

map car man words telling me to do things Dec 18, 2007 06:27 PM

The image looks like pretty much every next-gen pic we see that hasn't been photoshopped to hell. They never did get around to anti-alias.


I await the teaser out of curiosity if not excitement. The last few DN games have been quite awful, so we shall see if a new true sequel will be any good in this day and age. I hope to god they get rid of all the excess "trademarks" like the golden desert eagles and stick with what made him great originally.

K_ Takahashi Dec 18, 2007 06:44 PM

Why not use the HAVOK engine since its rather popular and not rather dated like the D3 engine?

with these graphics, it looks like a port to the Wii is inevitable (mind you without some of Duke's comments, let alone axing the strippers :( ).

map car man words telling me to do things Dec 18, 2007 06:46 PM

Havok is not a graphics engine :rr:

You probably mean Source.

K_ Takahashi Dec 18, 2007 06:52 PM

I was more or less meaning a physics engine, but I don't have any high hopes on correct physics in my Duke Nukem games.

Dark Nation Dec 18, 2007 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwarky (Post 553802)
The last few DN games have been quite awful, so we shall see if a new true sequel will be any good in this day and age.

:(

*ahem* Yeah, this looks completely like the Doom 3 engine. They should have made it cell-shaded, like Paper Mario or Jet Grind Radio. Then it would have really been interesting to see the prositutes and their giant bazookas, not to mention their twin guns, and probably over-exaggerated 80s hairstyles.

Also their breasts, but that's not the focus of what we're talking about.

I like how his cigar isn't even lit up. Someone forgot that little piece of texture.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Dec 18, 2007 07:01 PM

Havok doesn't necessarily mean "realistic" or "correct" physics either. It's been used in everything from a Rainbow Six game to Dawn of Mana, so~

Let's hope it's not UE3. ::waits 20 minutes for Duke's hair texture to pop in::

Lacerta Dec 18, 2007 07:06 PM

Not too far back they had job opportunities for people experienced with the Unreal Engine that wanted to work on a "project" coming to XBOX360 & PC.

In any case.

Balls of Steel.

Dark Nation Dec 18, 2007 07:11 PM

Oh sure, I make a tame joke or two and posts get removed. :mad: Is this Chinese Internet Filtering

I was still serious though, the Doom 3 engine is old and Its not going to be anything special with Duke, and there IS a texture missing in that photo for the Cigar being lit!

--Edit--
Thank you for embracing Internet Freedom and restoring my post.

Final Fantasy Phoneteen Dec 18, 2007 07:17 PM

A burning cigar can look quite dull and unlit if you don't puff for a time. He was too busy kicking ass, so the flame has burned through it a little bit. :'D

I will look for it tomorrow.

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Dec 18, 2007 07:22 PM

Am I the only one who thinks they slapped Bruce Willis' face directly onto the promo image?

Seriously, look at it.

Dark Nation Dec 18, 2007 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash Landon (Post 553857)
Am I the only one who thinks they slapped Bruce Willis' face directly onto the promo image?

Seriously, look at it.

I can't unsee it now.

Unless they're secretly going to do a live-action tie-in movie with Bruce, and this is a stealth hint at it. ...Actually that would be pretty awful, Die Hard 2 would be a better movie then that.

evilboris Dec 18, 2007 07:30 PM

I AM FAPPING TO THIS.

Also, I just rewatched the 2001 trailer. Which still looks fuckawesome to this day.

This week is shaping up mighty good so far.

Contracts Dec 18, 2007 07:33 PM

... They've been working on Duke Nukem Forever since Jesus was born, and the graphics here are kind of disappointing... Here's to hoping some genius gameplay mechanics will be implemented to actually get me to buy this. If not, I really hope they update their graphics, or better yet follow the trend of using the Unreal 3 engine, or make their own.

The_Griffin Dec 18, 2007 08:35 PM

Oh god, if they switch to a different engine again, we will NEVER see the damn game.

Just use the damn Doom 3 engine and get it over with.

xiaowei Dec 18, 2007 09:35 PM

The trailer is probably going to be a scene from a Die Hard movie.

Matt Dec 18, 2007 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash Landon (Post 553857)
Am I the only one who thinks they slapped Bruce Willis' face directly onto the promo image?

Seriously, look at it.

It's more like Matt LeBlanc.


Dopefish Dec 18, 2007 10:54 PM

This is the most disappointing news I've heard in years.

Computer gaming's oldest joke is about to end.

Lukage Dec 18, 2007 11:31 PM

Lemme guess, they're releasing a Spore trailer tomorrow, too?

Slayer X Dec 19, 2007 12:27 AM

I'd be excited if it were a gameplay trailer. A CG teaser means little to nothing.
Sorry.

Infernal Monkey Dec 19, 2007 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Griffin (Post 553893)
Oh god, if they switch to a different engine again, we will NEVER see the damn game.

Just use the damn Doom 3 engine and get it over with.

No! Just a few more times and it'll be perfect. Worked for Daikatana!

evilboris Dec 19, 2007 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contracts (Post 553870)
the graphics here are kind of disappointing...

So? Crysis had good graphics but the gameplay was worth fuckall.

DNF will probably allow you to have a hooker attached to your cock permanently throughout the game, plant your Dr. Martens in Master chiefs face, crush shrinked down LAPD pig cops between your palms, and take a shit in the dead body of an alien mother queen.

All at the same time.


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