[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

You're just jealous because I was off in the back room getting sticky.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Can I leap over tables, or are they difficult terrain?

The answer to both of these questions is yes.


ALSO: updated the class/race selection to include Warforged and Artificers

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

You're just jealous because I was off in the back room getting sticky.

Mostly because you didn't bring me. Also, if my Paladin gets eaten by a huge slime, I'm going to murder your wife.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

ALSO: updated the class/race selection to include Warforged and Artificers

Does that mean the handbook you have available for download has been updated? I'll refrain from using your bandwidth unnecessarily if it hasn't.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No, but I just added the separate pdfs for those options into the OP (they're about 10 pages apiece)

I was speaking idiomatically.

I love that the Life Seeker paragon path for the Warforged is basically Data from TNG.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

"Why hello there Iron Man, how nice to see you in this fine fantasy setting."

Also, how long before someone decides they want to be a Warforged just so they can go for the juggernaut paragon path and yell "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" at every available opportunity?

Damn, I must have comic books on the brain today.

FELIPE NO

Sadly thanks to 4E revisions puny weapons are in fact now able to harm them

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Is there any room for an NPC whose only role is to trip one of the heroes and break his nose?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hey Pang. Next time let's play Exalted.



There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Is there any room for an NPC whose only role is to trip one of the heroes and break his nose?

You could be a purposely useless bard, but, uh....we might not see much of you.

Question for you, Pang: I'm looking at the cleric page in the handbook, and I'm not seeing any charisma checks being needed for spells. Where exactly do they fit into my rolls?

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, uh, honestly, they don't (much). There are a few powers here and there that gain bonuses from your Charisma but you can probably avoid them if you prefer; Wisdom is much more important for a Cleric. Charisma-based holy violence is largely the domain of the Paladin these days.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hmm... I may change my race/class selection in the near future. Upon hearing of my newfound interest my roommate is taking me to a DnD session on Saturday, and apparently Reptis has already been drafted for that.

Details on new character to follow, not that I need to rush since I'm so far down the list.

Oh yeah, Artificer is just a preview, so playing one at this point would kind of suck. "Hmm... choose two at-will powers, wait... there's only one... crap!"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, there's two at-wills there, so as long nobody picks Human Artificer there's no worries.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

as long nobody picks Human Artificer there's no worries.

Bah, I fail at two column scrolling. There are indeed two. But everyone is supposed to get two at-will powers. Humans get two feats.

Originally Posted by Player's Handbook

At-Will Attack Powers: At 1st level, choose two at-will attack powers from the list in your class description.

FELIPE NO

Humans also get a bonus at-will power (for a total of 3)

do not attempt to defeat my manual-fu

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I have blundered into a classes DnD mistake. Never question the DM.

Anyways, put me down for a Warforged Warlock. No name decided upon yet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That ooze scurrs me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

But there's always room for JELL-O!

...or maybe this one always has room for you.

Also, if that thing eats you, I just want you to remember that I called it.

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Considering his current course of action, his name may not be of much of a concern in the near future.

Here's hoping for some murderizing.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

How did I run so far?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Deft Strike (since you didn't specify what to use with your bow) and a good jump roll.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I was assuming it was just pants-wetting fear.

Name for Warforged Warlord shall be "Lens", I guess.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Anyways, put me down for a Warforged Warlock.

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Name for Warforged Warlord

YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, SMALLS

FELIPE NO

Goddammit, too many freaking words starting with "War".

Alrighty, *deep breath*, Warforged Warlock named "Lens".

Spoiler:

Yah yah!

How ya doing, buddy?

Blindsight only lets oozes discern edibles within 60 feet, so if we remain 6 spaces from the ooze can we just avoid a fight with it altogether for now?

Jam it back in, in the dark.