[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Fully awake and ready to exercise are freedoms on this the birth of our nation.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Your turn, Brady.

Incidentally, I just want to remind everyone that your at-will powers have unlimited uses. You should be using them instead of basic weapon strikes. The unenhanced weapon attacks are only there for use when you get a free attack on someone else's turn.

I mean, unless you're actively trying to get killed in which case EXCELLENT WORK

Also, added a blank character sheet to the OP now that everybody's gettin' all homebrew on me.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Your turn, Brady.

Incidentally, I just want to remind everyone that your at-will powers have unlimited uses. You should be using them instead of basic weapon strikes. The unenhanced weapon attacks are only there for use when you get a free attack on someone else's turn.

I mean, unless you're actively trying to get killed in which case EXCELLENT WORK

Well... well... maybe I just want to give someone else a turn!





What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't have any at-will powers for my shurikens, so gimme one or feck off.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh, but you doooooooo.

Shurikens are Light Blades so they're compatible with all 3 of your At-Wills.

edit: wait, Piercing Strike is melee only, but the other two work.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Light blades? WTF. OKAY THEN, will do!

Most amazing jew boots

Right now Argumentus has 8 hp, which is 1/4th of total and indicates surge value. What does that mean for me?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

"Rogue Weapon Talent
When you wield a shuriken, your weapon damage die
increases by one size. When you wield a dagger, you
gain a +1 bonus to attack rolls."

Does this apply only to basic attacks only, or both powers and attacks?

I was speaking idiomatically.

BRADY: Your surge value is how much HP you get from using a healing surge (as a standard action). That your surge value and your current HP are identical is just a coincidence. This would be a good time to use one, though!

ZEPH: It applies to both.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

A Surge is a minor action, right?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Bradylama

A Surge is a minor action, right?

Standard action for everything but dwarfs.

A Dwarf gets his second wind as a minor action.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Thanks for the handbook and sheet, pang. I guess I will try to do this myself, then I can run it by you and find out how badly I screwed it up.

How ya doing, buddy?

It's 3 AM Eastern so Kwnwzrd can still be auto-played.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm back now, as and when Knk has moved.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shin

I'm back now, as and when Knk has moved.

You've cowered well, sir. And haven't died. Kudos.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright, I've moved knk again. I don't want to get into this habit of skipping ahead without people too often, though. If I wanted to run a bunch of NPCs with the party I would have done it in the first place. I'm not blasting anybody for being busy, just counseling patience for the rest of us.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Listening to the Penny Arcade D&D podcasts, and watching you all is almost as fun as playing the real thing, but this way I don't have to worry about casting the wrong spell.

I wish my friends enjoyed things like this. ;_;

Well, we played Hero Quest occasionally long ago, but I dunno if that counts.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Advanced Hero Quest was an awesome game, normal Hero Quest less so. The advanced version included rules for solo play too so you didn't even need any friends!

I'm sure our fervour will subside and we'll all start playing a little slower soon. You know how it is with the excitement of new toys though.

FELIPE NO

Can I be injured by the Cloud Of Daggers, or is it strictly damage to the enemies?

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by Shin

I'm sure our fervour will subside and we'll all start playing a little slower soon. You know how it is with the excitement of new toys though.

Indeed. When my friends aren't trying to convince me to ladder up on Diablo 2, they're encouraging me to buy $200+ worth of airsoft equipment for a game we have yet to play.

WILLPOWER...

SO WEAK...

(I must admit my vest looks thoroughly pimpin, though.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It damages anybody who passes through it, but it's only 3 damage.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Skexis

(I must admit my vest looks thoroughly pimpin, though.)

Ha ha, very nice. Mine's kevlar:

Spoiler:

How ya doing, buddy?

I just realized there have been no descriptions of light sources since the first room. Is everyone fighting in darkness, Pang?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

I just realized there have been no descriptions of light sources since the first room.

Originally Posted by Shin

Picking up my staff, I raised my fingers to the tip and uttered the cantrip "Illuminos".

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

I lit my sunrod and muddled up the stairs with the rest of the group of mostly halfwits.

Originally Posted by Player's Handbook, page 221

Sunrod: This minor magic item sheds bright light to
a radius of 20 squares for 4 hours before burning out.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That last little flurry was interesting. We're on Argumentus now, right?

Most amazing jew boots