[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Well, that's 5 people who at least picked a class. There's no cleric, though, so deaths are imminent and the rest of you will certainly get your chance.

Two fighters, a warlord, a rogue, and a wizard, that fills each major niche. We'll start once I've got my paperwork in order, probably Monday/Tuesday.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

aw fuck I knew I should've come back last night.

I'll be your fucking white mage cliche if you'll bump the party up to 6. >:(

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I wish I had the time to commit to something like this. I'm sure it'll be fun to read over nonetheless.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Paperwork. Can't even have fun without signing away your soul, nowadays.

Most amazing jew boots

Well, it's nothing you'll have to worry about on your end; you guys will just get little reference cards with your individual skills/combat powers/spells etc.

Originally Posted by Toaster Overflow

I'll be your fucking white mage cliche if you'll bump the party up to 6. >:(

Yes, but bumping up the party limit would already reduce lethality, and then adding a healer to it? Nobody would ever get murderized! What's the fun in that.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And first to go? The dwarf with the Vin Diesel fascination.

"Dude, Chronicles of Riddick was wicked sweet." *goggles*

FELIPE NO

Pango before you get too far into designing my character I want to make sure that the class is something that supports both the retarded and punching a lot, tia fighters is gay.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I do not see how you could possibly have a class that is more punching-focused than a Fighter

Since there are no Monks or Barbarians anymore

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No more... barbarians?

*curls into the fetal position*

they were shit anyways

Additional Spam:
Also, what do Warlords do, exactly?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Also, what do Warlords do, exactly?

Die, mostly.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Another post by me, Bradylama. Please incorporate parts of this into the campaign, if at all possible.

How ya doing, buddy?

Fie, they're missing the Ogre Jelly and the Crashing Boar.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Also, what do Warlords do, exactly?

Tactical support, coherent planning, inspirational leadership, that sort of thing

(they throw bonuses around and expedite flanking mostly)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just a heads up, Pang. I'm reading me some D&D 4th edition stuff. Writing up a Dwarven Paladin, loyal to Kord (For Conan-like shouting purposes). I'll fire it off to you by tomorrow. As soon as I figure things out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think I would make a good cleric, if for no other reason than I would spoil the fun.

"Hey. Stop scraping your knees on that goblin's tulwar. We're trying to do some serious adventuring here."

But yeah I'd like to be a reserve. Neutral-good human cleric, name o' Filigree Hornsby, loyal to Avandra.

I should also note that I am a D&Der wannabe, and have only played one session before.

FELIPE NO

I've only played once before, also.

None of what brady linked was entertaining me, until I saw this....




Oh man. Had to keep myself from waking the misses.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I suppose once a few people get crushed by falling logs or torn limb from limb by enraged squirrel demons, I'd like to be a halfling (lol copyrights) ranger named Wilburt Bearhugger. That is if they still get an animal companion in 4th edition. The idea of a tiny person with a giant pet has always amused me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Elmoogle

if they still get an animal companion in 4th edition

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I NEED THE MOST WORTHLESS TERRIBLE CHARACTER POSSIBLE. COME ON GUYS. COME. ON.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dammit man, Brady already beat you to that ticket. LET'S SPIN THE WHEEL.

Halfling Warlock! Congratulations!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

FUCK YES! I GET TO BE THE MAKE STUFF GO BOOM GUY. I BETTER GET TOSSED 20 FEET BY THE STRONG MAN. FUCK. =D

How ya doing, buddy?

After some fairly stressful searching, I have finally found the perfect representation of what my character looks like:



Also, if possible can I have some kind of lightning spell so I can recreate the last battle in Return of the Jedi as often as possible?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Shin

After some fairly stressful searching, I have finally found the perfect representation of what my character looks like:



Also, if possible can I have some kind of lightning spell so I can recreate the last battle in Return of the Jedi as often as possible?

SIR VG?!

FELIPE NO

The outfit's a bit grown-up for VG don't you think? VG is more like this:



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

The outfit's a bit grown-up for VG don't you think? VG is more like this:

Fucking christ. I can't unsee that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You've never seen a grown man dressed as a woman having a shit before?

There's nowhere I can't reach.