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River Chocobo


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Old Jan 15, 2008, 11:22 AM #1 of 15
Office pranks?

One of our security advisors is having his 50th birthday this friday and I've been given the assignment by my Director to find some pranks to pull on him and his office.

Any suggestions?

I work for the Department of Justice, so I can't really do outgoing stuff. As long as it's internal, I guess it's ok.
I was thinking of filling his office with balloons. Bad idea, good idea?

Jam it back in, in the dark.
Thanks to Fjordor for the funny image!
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Old Jan 15, 2008, 11:29 AM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 09:29 AM 1 #2 of 15
Shred all his paperwork.

He'll find it really funny, trust me.

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Old Jan 15, 2008, 11:37 AM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 10:37 AM #3 of 15
Filling his office with packing peanuts is always better than balloons. Like, there should be a three foot layer of packing peanuts over his entire office. Or if he just has a cubicle, saran wrap it and then pour in packing peanuts.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jan 15, 2008, 11:48 AM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 11:48 AM 2 #4 of 15
Crazy glue some stuff to his desk. Or if he has a computer. Take a screenshot of his desktop and then set that as his desktop image. Then right click >> arrange desktop items >> uncheck 'Show Desktop Items'. This will make it appear that his icons are there, but when he goes to click on them, he won't be able to.

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Old Jan 15, 2008, 11:52 AM #5 of 15
I can't access his computer. But that's a nice one ^^

I was speaking idiomatically.
Thanks to Fjordor for the funny image!
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Old Jan 15, 2008, 04:16 PM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 02:16 PM #6 of 15
If you want to drive someone to the brink of madness and beyond, there's always the Annoy-a-tron. However, getting this in by Friday may be difficult, but as a general office prank/torture, this is pure evil.

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Old Jan 15, 2008, 04:26 PM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 02:26 PM 1 #7 of 15
You mean like these ones?









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Old Jan 15, 2008, 04:37 PM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 02:37 PM #8 of 15
My friend was a victim of the aluminum foil one. He said it took him a full 8 hours of work to undo everything. You could also put some black paper behind any monitor with a glare screen. Disconnect the wires in the mouth piece of his phone so people can't hear anything he says. Change the ringtone on his cell phone to something really annoying or inappropriate and keep calling him. If he's not a good typer than switching around some of the keys on his keyboard could be fun. Maybe tie see-through thread across all the doorways right at the level of his head.

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Old Jan 15, 2008, 04:48 PM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 01:48 PM 1 #9 of 15
Oh, oh, oh! Get this: His stapler. In Jell-o!

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Jan 15, 2008, 05:00 PM 1 #10 of 15
If he's not a good typer than switching around some of the keys on his keyboard could be fun. Maybe tie see-through thread across all the doorways right at the level of his head.
No, don't do any of these.

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Jan 15, 2008, 05:06 PM #11 of 15
Haha! The aluminum foil looks crazy fun! I might do parts of his office! But it's going to cost some money...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Thanks to Fjordor for the funny image!
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Old Jan 15, 2008, 05:11 PM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 03:11 PM #12 of 15
Two words for you: Juice and Cockies.

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No. Hard Pass.
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Old Jan 15, 2008, 05:16 PM Local time: Jan 15, 2008, 04:16 PM #13 of 15
I hear the best thing to do is have a buddy who works for immigration, and you have them call the victim claiming that due to their parents suspect status, that they are being deported... right?

And here's the best part.

You revoke their passport and ship them to Poland.

CLASSIC.

I was speaking idiomatically.


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Old Jan 17, 2008, 04:40 PM 1 #14 of 15
I used the aluminum foil one and here's the result:








I did 'decorated' his room with some of my colleagues this afternoon.
Total amount of aluminium foils used:
90 meters = 295.27 feet (not sure what americans use...)


It's not as good as the example, but he get the point

How ya doing, buddy?
Thanks to Fjordor for the funny image!
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Old Jan 17, 2008, 05:38 PM Local time: Jan 17, 2008, 04:38 PM #15 of 15
Did it go over well? I would laugh a lot if my office area was redone in aluminum foil. :P

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