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gaming Jan 15, 2008 11:22 AM

Office pranks?
 
One of our security advisors is having his 50th birthday this friday and I've been given the assignment by my Director to find some pranks to pull on him and his office.

Any suggestions?

I work for the Department of Justice, so I can't really do outgoing stuff. As long as it's internal, I guess it's ok.
I was thinking of filling his office with balloons. Bad idea, good idea?

Divest Jan 15, 2008 11:29 AM

Shred all his paperwork.

He'll find it really funny, trust me.

russ Jan 15, 2008 11:37 AM

Filling his office with packing peanuts is always better than balloons. Like, there should be a three foot layer of packing peanuts over his entire office. Or if he just has a cubicle, saran wrap it and then pour in packing peanuts.

Smelnick Jan 15, 2008 11:48 AM

Crazy glue some stuff to his desk. Or if he has a computer. Take a screenshot of his desktop and then set that as his desktop image. Then right click >> arrange desktop items >> uncheck 'Show Desktop Items'. This will make it appear that his icons are there, but when he goes to click on them, he won't be able to.

gaming Jan 15, 2008 11:52 AM

I can't access his computer. But that's a nice one ^^

nazpyro Jan 15, 2008 04:16 PM

If you want to drive someone to the brink of madness and beyond, there's always the Annoy-a-tron. However, getting this in by Friday may be difficult, but as a general office prank/torture, this is pure evil.

Shorty Jan 15, 2008 04:26 PM

You mean like these ones?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eshorty/18.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eshorty/17.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eshorty/16.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eshorty/15.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eshorty/14.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eshorty/13.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eshorty/12.jpg

killerpineapple Jan 15, 2008 04:37 PM

My friend was a victim of the aluminum foil one. He said it took him a full 8 hours of work to undo everything. You could also put some black paper behind any monitor with a glare screen. Disconnect the wires in the mouth piece of his phone so people can't hear anything he says. Change the ringtone on his cell phone to something really annoying or inappropriate and keep calling him. If he's not a good typer than switching around some of the keys on his keyboard could be fun. Maybe tie see-through thread across all the doorways right at the level of his head.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Jan 15, 2008 04:48 PM

Oh, oh, oh! Get this: His stapler. In Jell-o!

Sarag Jan 15, 2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerpineapple (Post 568049)
If he's not a good typer than switching around some of the keys on his keyboard could be fun. Maybe tie see-through thread across all the doorways right at the level of his head.

No, don't do any of these.

gaming Jan 15, 2008 05:06 PM

Haha! The aluminum foil looks crazy fun! I might do parts of his office! But it's going to cost some money...

Paco Jan 15, 2008 05:11 PM

Two words for you: Juice and Cockies.

No. Hard Pass. Jan 15, 2008 05:16 PM

I hear the best thing to do is have a buddy who works for immigration, and you have them call the victim claiming that due to their parents suspect status, that they are being deported... right?

And here's the best part.

You revoke their passport and ship them to Poland.

CLASSIC.

gaming Jan 17, 2008 04:40 PM

I used the aluminum foil one and here's the result:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4802/alu1es4.jpg

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4872/alu2mp4.jpg

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8561/alu3qf2.jpg


I did 'decorated' his room with some of my colleagues this afternoon.
Total amount of aluminium foils used:
90 meters = 295.27 feet (not sure what americans use...)


It's not as good as the example, but he get the point :)

Drex Jan 17, 2008 05:38 PM

Did it go over well? I would laugh a lot if my office area was redone in aluminum foil. :P


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