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Wii Zapper + Zelda Crossbow Training
Hey guys, how cool is the Wii Zapper gonna be? Man, I can't wait to play Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles on this...
Wait, what? IGN: Zelda Crossbow Game with Wii Zapper No screens as yet, but for the lazy who can't be bothered clicking the Link (OMG pun), the Wii Zapper is going to come out in the Americas on Nov 19th with the price of $19.99. This includes the Wii Zapper AND a light-gun style Zelda game. As from the Nintendo Press Email:
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Well if people are dumb enough to buy this kind junk then of course Nintendo is going to keep on making it. They're 100% in the business for the money, which isn't really wrong, it's just that this isn't much of a surprise from Nintendo.
On another note I AM looking forward to using the Zapper with RE:UC, probably the only Wii attachment I'll ever own too. I know what I just said in my last paragrapg, however of the bunch of add-ons already, the Zapper seems to be the first useful one yet. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
The Zapper was $20 to begin with, why complain?
Also, released a year after Twilight Princess and the console, how cute. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
I wouldn't call this "milking" at all. The Wii Zapper was already going to cost $20, so a free Zelda mini-game is a pretty nifty surprise. It's not like they're releasing a seperate Zelda arrow game at the same time as the Wii Zapper to encourage you to buy both.
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Zelda? Nobody likes Zelda, that's why it failed and Nintendo went bankrupt. Where's Yoshi's Safari 2: THE REVENGE OF YOSHI'S SAFARI (??) Or Hogan's Alley 2: HOGAN'S NEWER, SLIGHTLY BETTER ALLEY (??) Or Duck Hunt 2: Neo-cyber-X Duck Hunter Zero 2037 FIFTEEN CAMELS Phoenix Games should jump on board, then we'd finally get a sequel to Shoot 7 Games, Shoot 8 Games. Nintendo Australia will probably charge eighty thousand dollars for this bundle, and I can't see myself spending eighty thousand dollars on a training game not approved by Dr. Kawashima's hilarious floating noggin.
I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Sep 11, 2007 at 05:15 AM.
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Yes, give us Duckhunt: Zer0 H0ur, or I'll boycott your console and THEN you'll be sorry!
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FELIPE NO |
![]() Well, it's gonna seem weird playing a crossbow game with a gun. Since it's using the Twilight Princess engine exclusively for the Wii, I hope they spice up the graphics ala Smash Bros Brawl Zelda stage. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Hahahaha, I just looked up the Wii Zapper on Google.
Seriously, is anyone going to pay $20 for a bit of plastic that holds the controllers together? I thought one of the great features of the Wii was supposed to be that the two parts of the controller were individually motion sensitive? If they're connected like that, surely you lose a lot of functionality. Nintendo are essentially reducing the amount of control you have, thereby having an excuse to make even simpler games and they're charging people for the pleasure. I don't think they could confirm their status as the gimicy toy console any better if they tried at this point. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
Well people paid $20 for a horizontal stand for their PS2, so anything's possible.
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And sometimes about a $100 on a rare Xbox 360 faceplate. I think wii fans will buy the peripheral regardless. How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
I think they might be able to pull off somewhat decent aiming, but the complex algorithm required for GunCon-like precision would probably require the second Gamecube to be unlocked, and we all know that Nintendo will never give away the secret key for this. EDIT: Ohshi, this is a first party title. GunCon-precision in Link's Crossbow Braining Age Training Tame your Braining in Seconds a Dairy confirmed. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
You guys do know that there are accelerometers in both the nunchuk and the remote, right? When tethered together firmly in place by a piece of plastic that allows for a constant two points of a constant distance developers can rely on that to do new and interesting things concerning positioning, movement, and gesture. BUT LOL 20 DOLLA, ACER, IT'S DAMB HOO GONNA BUY DAT. Yeah, why don't you wait and actually try it out. Oh and who knows, Link's Shotgun Madness might even turn out to be half decent. =/
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Is that really going to be of use to any developer? That just means they can't allow for independent motion of the two inputs. All it's doing is limiting the movement of 2 devices...seems like a step BACKWARDS from what the Wii should allow for.
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Who says every game needs movement of two independent devices? Who says every shooter will need the Wii Zapper? It's an option for developers to take and if they take it in the right way some very interesting things could happen.
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I thought the zapper thing was going to come with RE:UC?
Oh well. I guess I'll get it and have Zelda... ... No worse than getting Wii Sports for free. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
So... you're controlling a crossbow... with a gun handle.
That makes no fucking sense at all. It's like announcing a steering wheel peripheral, and the first game that comes out that uses it? A scuba-diving sim. Most amazing jew boots |
Somehow I feel the translation won't be as warped as you think, Josh. =/
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What do you do with a gun? Aim it around to shoot things. What do you do with a crossbow? Aim it around to shoot things. It makes sense. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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This totally looks like the type of crossbow Link would be using, yeah.
Too bad the Zapper won't allow for cool crossbow action like manual reloading and drawing with separate controllers. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Well Rock you can always pretend loading it if it means that much to you. =)
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I'd say the zapper is more for games that use actual guns. I'll be getting this purely for Umbrella Chronicles. Although in Gears, the Torque Bow was essentially a crossbow with a pistol grip.
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Last edited by PsychoJosh; Sep 12, 2007 at 06:31 PM.
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Also, what about the rifle used in Ghost Squad? Is that not also meant to be held with two hands and to be butted up to your shoulder, much the way that a crossbow is? Please, actually think before you talk next time because what you say doesn't make any sense.
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