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I suppose I'd better sneak in my day's actions before 12 PM EST and then be fresh as a daisy for tomorrow.
Day 1 Turn 1: Attack Illinois Day 1 Turn 2: Attack Ohio Day 1 Turn 3: Attack Kentucky Day 1 Turn 4: Attack Lake Michigan If this is too late to count, make the first two moves my opening Wednesday moves and I'll input the others later. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
I thought days went from 9am - 9am EST. :/
If I missed it, then these are my attacks for today (if I made it, then awesome): 1) Maryland 2) Pennsylvania 3) Kentucky 4) Indiana I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Well I hope this still count for the first dayso I can use the last attacks for the day
2: Erie 3:Ontario 4:New Hampshire I was speaking idiomatically. (\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/)(\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/) (='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)( ='.'=) (")-(")(")-(")(")-(") (")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(") |
Additional Spam: A new day is upon us. The_Melomane is surprisingly on the brink of elimination; unless she wins her attack on Georgia, she's dead, and Plarom gets the spoils. A shiny new item has been awarded to everyone; as stated, these "items of the day" cannot be acquired through spoils of war, but may be traded. -Sexy Beam: Use this item to take 10 gil from one opponent. Now for the battle results. Remember, I can't update the map from work, so use the Excel chart to track who owns what. -Domino/orionmk3 for Wisconsin: Domino conquers -Yeldarb/Dullenplain for Alabama: Dullenplain defends -Yeldarb/Dullenplain for Mississippi: Yeldarb conquers -Griffin/Plarom for Connecticut: Griffin conquers -Dullenplain/Melomane for Texas: Dullenplain conquers -Dullenplain/Melomane for Arizona: Dullenplain conquers -Plarom/Griffin for Indiana: Griffin defends -Plarom/Melomane for DC: Plarom conquers -Ryuu/Griffin for Indiana: Griffin defends What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Last edited by nuttyturnip; Jun 13, 2007 at 08:09 AM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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I TOLD you I'd die soon.
![]() FELIPE NO |
Oookay, what kind of hokey numbers have melomane been using...?!
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
She's this game's orion_mk3
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Ok I'm going to post my attacks.
Kentucky Virginia West Virginia and Maryland. Also Tanks on Utah. I'm going to be gone from today until sunday but I've already sent in stuff for my absence so feel free to thrash me while I'm gone =D. Hopefully my defenses are strong ![]() Most amazing jew boots |
The_Melomane is now officially dead, having been stymied by Yeldarb in Georgia. Plarom gets her money, Tanks, and Energy Boost. FYI, if P.L.A.R.O.M. reforms this game, you'll have to come up with a different acronym, because A stood for African. And yes, Yeldarb did send in a nice detailed list of attacks/defenses, which per the rules will be posted at 9PM each day.
Also, lol @ Tritoch for forgetting to attack yesterday. Good thing his defenses were secure. -Melomane/Yeldarb for Georgia: Yeldarb defends -Plarom gets spoils of war 23 gil and 2 items -Smelnick/Tritoch for Idaho: Tritoch defends -Dullenplain/Yeldarb for Arkansas: Dullenplain conquers -orionmk3/Tritoch for Lake Michigan: Tritoch defends -Yeldarb uses Tanks to conquer Utah EDIT: Haha, someone just randomly walked by my desk and asked me to name all the Great Lakes. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by nuttyturnip; Jun 13, 2007 at 10:17 AM.
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Also, Attacking Wyoming, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Smelnick; Jun 13, 2007 at 10:53 AM.
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EDIT: Oh, it looks like Mass. is still unspoken for. I would like to remedy this. Day 2 Turn 0: Annex Mass. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]()
Last edited by orion_mk3; Jun 13, 2007 at 11:26 AM.
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oh duh, thats right. Yeldarb tanked it.
I'm doing a horrible job of reading this game. ugh. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
More results! -Identity Crisis/Domino for Nebraska: Identity Crisis conquers -orionmk3/Domino for Illinois: orionmk3 conquers -orionmk3/Domino for Kentucky: Domino defends -Ryuu/Domino for Kentucky: Domino defends -Yeldarb/Domino for Kentucky: Domino defends Why are you defending Kentucky so strongly, Domino? Are you hiding a secret weapons factory in the suburbs of Lexington? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
shhh, don't tell anyone about that. They'll all be after it now.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
Oh, great! Extra turns are always welcome.
In that case, I'll try to retake Wisconsin. Day 2 Turn 1: Attack Wisconsin There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
I'll attack New York. In addition, I'll use my Tanks on Alaska. Sending in the number now.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
I will send my tank after Pennsylvania Turn 1: Attack South Dakota Turn 2: Attack New Hampshire edit: I also target you with my new weapon the Sexy Beam I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? (\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/)(\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/) (='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)( ='.'=) (")-(")(")-(")(")-(") (")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(") |
ctu's second attack on New Hampshire is nullified, because he won New Hampshire with his attack yesterday.
Some sexy results: -Ryuu/Griffin for Pennsylvania: Ryuu conquers -ctu/Griffin for New Hampshire: ctu conquers -Griffin uses Tanks to take Alaska -ctu uses Tanks to take Pennsylvania -ctu uses Sexy Beam to take 10 gil from Griffin. ![]() I was speaking idiomatically. |
I would have totally used a sexy beam on Melomane, had I not DESTROYED her first..
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() Observant Provisions | [adult swim] "Dude, this is gonna.. Man, this is gonna wicked, like, really hurt." |
More results (not as sexy):
-Dullenplain/Identity Crisis for New Mexico: Identity Crisis defends -Plarom/ctu for Vermont: ctu defends -Ryuu/Identity Crisis for Maryland: Identity Crisis defends -Yeldarb/Identity Crisis for Maryland: Identity Crisis defends -Smelnick/Identity Crisis for Colorado: Identity Crisis defends -Smelnick/Identity Crisis for New Mexico: Identity Crisis defends -Griffin/ctu for New York: Griffin conquers FELIPE NO |
Time to strike while the getting's good (and while I can still remember to POST MY ATTACKS).
I'll be smiting Nevada, California, Wyoming, and Arizona in the name of Team Monocle! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Guess I am still in the game....tho just barely it would seam. I guess I will have to really on my supply of WMD's to keep everybody off my back
Jam it back in, in the dark. (\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/)(\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/) (='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)( ='.'=) (")-(")(")-(")(")-(") (")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(") |
ctu has made effective use of the newly redesigned Atomic Bomb, nuking the maximum 4 states. Identity Crisis posted his attack on California 1 minute after ctu dropped the bomb, so he's fighting for a nuclear wasteland at the moment.
-ctu/Plarom for Lake Erie: Plarom defends -ctu/Plarom for Lake Ontario: Plarom defends -ctu drops an Atomic Bomb on Oregon, and the fallout spreads to Washington, Idaho and California (they all belong to ctu now). There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by nuttyturnip; Jun 13, 2007 at 01:54 PM.
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Well now I know I am still in the game I am going to have to liberate my states from my enemy
I attack 2:New York 3:Alaska 4:Florida I will be pm'ing the numbers right after I post this. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. (\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/)(\__/)(\__/)(\__/) (\__/) (='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)(='.'=)( ='.'=) (")-(")(")-(")(")-(") (")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(")(")-(") |