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An Archaelogical Find: Ancient Romantic Death (Aww~)
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Old Feb 6, 2007, 10:23 PM Local time: Feb 6, 2007, 09:23 PM #1 of 23
An Archaelogical Find: Ancient Romantic Death (Aww~)

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Two 5000 year-old skeletons were found in Mantau, both of them still embracing eachother. I'm not much of one for romance stories and all that jazz, but I can't help but go "aww" when I look at this. Rather interesting from an emotional and archaeological standpoint. Bear in mind all the variables that should've budged the skeletons around, to boot!

A touching find, I gotta say =) Looks like the end result of something outta Shakespeare. Only difference is that I wasn't bugged by one of the characters... >_>

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 10:36 PM Local time: Feb 6, 2007, 09:36 PM #2 of 23
Now that's the stuff of legend. I could watch a play that was written about this.

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 10:38 PM Local time: Feb 6, 2007, 08:38 PM #3 of 23
Now that's the stuff of legend. I could watch a play that was written about this.
A play of some last minute poontang before doomsday hit?


Kinda gruesome, but I guess it's an aquired taste.

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 10:41 PM Local time: Feb 6, 2007, 08:41 PM #4 of 23
Man, in a way, that's actually very beautiful.

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 10:50 PM Local time: Feb 6, 2007, 09:50 PM #5 of 23
A play of some last minute poontang before doomsday hit?


Kinda gruesome, but I guess it's an aquired taste.
We'll call the movie "Judgement 'Tang"! It'll outsell "Tit-tanic"!

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 10:54 PM Local time: Feb 6, 2007, 09:54 PM #6 of 23
Strangled each other to death. I guarantee it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?


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Old Feb 6, 2007, 11:11 PM #7 of 23
That's....Awwww...

It even has Romeo & Juliet references. This is pretty interesting, I'm sure someone might write a story based on the remains.

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 11:12 PM #8 of 23
Strangled each other to death. I guarantee it.
I'm going with The Beard on this one.

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Oh yeah. A thought of my own. How long do you think it is before does make a movie about it?

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 11:42 PM Local time: Feb 6, 2007, 09:42 PM #9 of 23
Strangled each other to death. I guarantee it.
I'll see your spousal abuse leading to death and raise you a THEY WERE A COUPLE OF DUDES. Your call, high roller.

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How long do you think it is before does make a movie about it?
Baz Luhrman has done just that already.

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Old Feb 6, 2007, 11:48 PM #10 of 23
You fail, Beaner. I meant a movie about these skeletons. Stupid.

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Old Feb 7, 2007, 02:26 AM Local time: Feb 7, 2007, 12:26 AM #11 of 23
Oh, my bad Hitch... But regardless of that, Tim Burton already covered that too.

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Old Feb 7, 2007, 07:08 AM #12 of 23
Source.

Bear in mind all the variables that should've budged the skeletons around, to boot!

Couldn't something have budged them into the position they are in now?

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Old Feb 7, 2007, 10:15 AM Local time: Feb 7, 2007, 09:15 AM #13 of 23
Dunno who takes pleasure in scooting around skeletons. But take a look at the topside weathering and damage (a la broken skull on the rightward one). I doubt someone moved them after they died. This is simply what it appears as, to be blunt.

If you mean water or winds, that ain't possible. They wouldn't have been so neatly intertwined like this if a flood smashed them together.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Feb 7, 2007, 01:45 PM Local time: Feb 7, 2007, 01:45 PM #14 of 23
I find that pretty interesting. It would be really cool to find out the circumstances as to why they ended up that way. Hmmm... that go back in time thread could be useful now.

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Old Feb 7, 2007, 10:20 PM #15 of 23
If they DID die like that, it would have had to be a sudden, quick death. Wouldn't there be some signs as to how they died? I mean, I doubt they died natural deaths if they were holding each other in an embrase. They would have both died at the exact same time.

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Old Feb 7, 2007, 10:56 PM Local time: Feb 7, 2007, 09:56 PM #16 of 23
If they DID die like that, it would have had to be a sudden, quick death. Wouldn't there be some signs as to how they died? I mean, I doubt they died natural deaths if they were holding each other in an embrase. They would have both died at the exact same time.
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One theory being examined is that the man was killed and the woman then sacrificed so that his soul would be accompanied in the after life.
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Old Feb 8, 2007, 12:21 AM Local time: Feb 7, 2007, 11:21 PM #17 of 23
Strangled each other to death. I guarantee it.
Originally Posted by article
An initial examination of the couple - dubbed the Lovers of Valdaro - revealed that the man (on the left in the picture) has an arrow in his spinal column while the woman has an arrow head in her side.
Or maybe they were shot with arrows.

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Old Feb 8, 2007, 04:02 AM Local time: Feb 8, 2007, 03:02 AM #18 of 23
Or maybe someone shot them with arrows AFTER the strangling.

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Old Feb 8, 2007, 11:02 AM Local time: Feb 8, 2007, 10:02 AM #19 of 23
I wanna die like that. Anyhow, do you think the two skeletons had a sexual history?

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Old Feb 8, 2007, 11:03 AM Local time: Feb 8, 2007, 10:03 AM #20 of 23
Yeah, I bet he was boning her, big time.

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Old Feb 8, 2007, 02:05 PM Local time: Feb 8, 2007, 01:05 PM #21 of 23
Man, this story has an epic poetic feel to it. I hope they can glean more information from further research.

Some brilliant author should write an epic novel about this.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Feb 8, 2007, 05:21 PM Local time: Feb 8, 2007, 04:21 PM #22 of 23
Spoiler:
THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIE
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Last edited by Drex; Feb 8, 2007 at 05:49 PM. Reason: fixed spoiler tags; you gave it all away! =o
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