Britney Divorces K-Fed. CNN BREAKING NEWS!

looooool ='D Republicans holler at homosexuals getting marriage and how it sullies the "holy institution of wedlock"... But if they wanna see someone pissing on the image of marriage, look no further than celebrities. I mean really.

Last topic Britney had here was the one of her preggers statue. This is a momentous occasion!

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haha... Well at least I knew this happened now instead of a year later. I just found out 2 weeks ago she had another baby. I was like "And where was the past 9 months?" I guess since I'm not at Albertsons anymore sitting in the breakroom reading People and other Celeb gossip magazines I lose touch. Oh well.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

There is a distinct lack of popozao in this thread. I'm ashamed of all of you.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Are you indirectly claiming that Britney possesses an ability to sing? Because believe me, brotha - girl can't sing but for wailing like a cat in heat.

Oh, hell no. Neither can sing or dance, but I think that he is probably worse at it than her.

Nah, theyr'e just as bad as one another.

I was speaking idiomatically.

yeah, divorce is nothing new to britney now is it?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Gechmir

looooool ='D Republicans holler at homosexuals getting marriage and how it sullies the "holy institution of wedlock"... But if they wanna see someone pissing on the image of marriage, look no further than celebrities. I mean really.

HAHAHA!!! Yeah, Republicans are dumb cause Britney Spears is a stupid bitch who's getting a divorce! Uh, er, um... wait a sec. That didn't sound right.

Just love how we bring partisan politics into everything here.

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This is the reason why Rumsfeld is going to resign. Why lie.

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Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

HAHAHA!!! Yeah, Republicans are dumb cause Britney Spears is a stupid bitch who's getting a divorce! Uh, er, um... wait a sec. That didn't sound right.

Just love how we bring partisan politics into everything here.

Whoa. Thought she'd been married to this bozo for a couple weeks or some shit. Two years? o__O

Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hate with celebrities.

o fuck. Rumsfeld stepped down and the president of my university is taking his spot! Good. I hated Gates '~'

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Heh there were some jokes on RAW about Cena spearing Brittney. I wonder if those jokes will still occur after now the divorce has been announced?

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its amazing how some people can stay in a state of euphoria as long as britney spears. its amazing how she could be so blind to what was going on with someone like her husband, going into marriage, having children, being humiliated in public... well life is life. some people are blind, like me :biggrin:

but anyhow, the main thing would be who cares.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

In related news, I narrowly avoided several potentially broken bones and the displacement of all my personal belongings as the Earth, torn asunder by this wrenching news, somehow managed to continue spinning.

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Suddenly, everything under the sun is news. Why lie?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Apperently Kevin is gonna try to fight for sole custody of the kids.... we all know what kind of mother matieral Spears is, but we know less about Kevin's parenting skills.

EDIT:
it just occurred to me, who does Brittany and Kevin reminde me of?



aww, just like their animated counterparts...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

you know, I never thought about that before. excellent point and good reference. kinda makes you think of the movie dumb and dumber don't it?

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Originally Posted by qhtrinh

its amazing how some people can stay in a state of euphoria as long as britney spears. its amazing how she could be so blind to what was going on with someone like her husband, going into marriage, having children, being humiliated in public... well life is life. some people are blind, like me :biggrin:

but anyhow, the main thing would be who cares.

I could say something about Whitney Houston and list all the many similarities, but is that really necessary? I think not.

Anyways - It's MESSY DIVORCE FUN FUN MEDIA TIME! YAAAAAAAAY!

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Originally Posted by Gechmir

Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hate with celebrities.

Dude, that wasn't even a sentence. Sorry to play grammar police, but I have no idea what you were even trying to convey.

I'm really curious as to why anybody actually gives a fuck. I don't understand the obsession with Britney Spears at all. Yeah, I'd hit it, but she's nothing more than a 20 something who's got a ton of cash who screws up the same way as millions of other dumb girls. It just so happens that whenever she screws up, the whole world is ready to tune in and critique her every move. And it's not just Spears either, it's every fucking celebrity. I have no idea why so much money is spent on shit like People magazine and those bullshit celeb shows. It's to the point where people make careers out of worshipping actors/actresses/musicians/wealthy people. Why can't people just live their own fucking lives?

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I believe this news is every bit as relevant and holds as much sway over the human population, if not more:
i has no shuvel

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Haha! The fact that this actually made news is sad. The Democrats are actually winning; Britney and K-Fed get more publicity. Ah well. That aside, I do believe it's the smartest move Britney has ever done. But it can't beat trying to teach her baby to drive. xD

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Gelfing --
"Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hat with celebrities."

Bad grammar? Meh. I'm typing the way I talk. So sue me. Only typo there originally was the "e" following hat (hate).

I AM moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hat with celebrities.

Clearer?

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Yeah, thanks. A subject and linking verb help out quite a bit from time to time.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pardon me, Grammar Goering.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't think anyone is surprised by Britany getting another divorce.

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Oh...no.

I wonder though where this leaves wrestling fans. They booed K-Fed heavily and were especially happy when Cena took him down with an FU. However, supposedly, Spears laughed at K-Fed's antics. Hmmm, wrestling storyline??!?!
Brooke Hogan VS Brittany Spears with K-Fed and Hogan in their respective corners? Mania 25?!?!?! MAYBE.

Anyway,why this is news is beyond me. The only attention it is getting is that people are annoyed it is getting attention...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh wow this fiasco just keeps on oozing more and more class. Behold the latest, new, dirty variable introduced into this sad equation of trashy people and wiggers: Yep, that's right. Le Sex Tape. (One that's four hours long at that). Since it seems to be his property, looks like she might not be able to get rid of him as easily as one would have previously thought. Honestly when will people learn to not freaking tape themselves naked when famous?


If anyone had any doubt of just how sacred marriage is, there's no room for question now. This is some great evidence for Repugs' already profound(retarded) views on marriage in our society.

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Originally Posted by Technophile

Honestly when will people learn to not freaking tape themselves naked when famous?

hmmm... Perhaps it was recorded in secret?

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