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A wild Suri has appeared!
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Old Sep 5, 2006, 08:25 PM #1 of 19
A wild Suri has appeared!

Well folks, it looks like photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes kid have made their way online. This is all rather strange given how they've hidden her all these months, even from their closest friends. Anyone else think that Suri looks like quite a bit like her father?

http://community.livejournal.com/ohn...t/8545855.html



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Old Sep 5, 2006, 10:29 PM #2 of 19
Heh, those are shots taken from television. Suri was on CBS Evening News with Katie Couric... not that I've been watching it or anything. >_>
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Old Sep 5, 2006, 10:32 PM Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 07:32 PM #3 of 19
Ok she's actually pretty damn cute. Turns out those people who saw her weren't lying!

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Old Sep 5, 2006, 10:35 PM Local time: Sep 6, 2006, 03:35 AM #4 of 19
I think she looks more like Katie. Can't wait for the whacky Michael-Jackson style antics involving Tom, Katie and Suri.

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Old Sep 5, 2006, 11:05 PM Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 10:05 PM #5 of 19
Originally Posted by Ulysses
I think she looks more like Katie.
Same here, especially her lips.

I think it's funny how people were acting like they were never gonna get to see her. Is it so bad that parents weren't rushing to show off their baby to everyone? I mean, it's not like they were gonna hide her forever in the basement or something.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Sep 5, 2006, 11:07 PM Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 08:07 PM #6 of 19
Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII
Same here, especially her lips.

I think it's funny how people were acting like they were never gonna get to see her. Is it so bad that parents weren't rushing to show off their baby to everyone? I mean, it's not like they were gonna hide her forever in the basement or something.
Well, they are Scientologists. You never know.

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Old Sep 5, 2006, 11:11 PM Local time: Sep 6, 2006, 12:11 PM #7 of 19
Originally Posted by Capo
Well, they are Scientologists. You never know.
I used to think they were scientists or something.. Then I found out they were just a bunch of freaks.

The baby is really cute though, looks like mom; especially the upper face at the forehead/eyebrow/eyes area.

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Old Sep 5, 2006, 11:32 PM #8 of 19
Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII
I think it's funny how people were acting like they were never gonna get to see her. Is it so bad that parents weren't rushing to show off their baby to everyone? I mean, it's not like they were gonna hide her forever in the basement or something.
Someone already said it, but they're scientologists. What we're looking at may just be Xenu's new vessel. Keeping the kid out of the limelight wasn't the weird part, it was that there closest friends (ex: Smiths, Travoltas) hadn't seen her at all.

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Old Sep 6, 2006, 12:34 AM Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 10:34 PM #9 of 19
lol @ OP browsing ohnotheydidnt. And also at Tom Cruise getting Suri from China. I would have believed it more if the kid had blonde hair and blue eyes.

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Old Sep 6, 2006, 07:41 AM Local time: Sep 6, 2006, 01:41 PM #10 of 19
Popular media rumour has it that she was kept out of the limelight for so long for two reasons. Firstly because they wanted to make sure she actually looked like her dad to head off the numerous rumours of him not being the father and secondly because she had a large, purple birthmark on her head that couldn't be removed until she was a month old. Apparently the initial Vanity Fair photoshoot took about 6 hours before they were happy with the shots...

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Old Sep 6, 2006, 08:45 AM Local time: Sep 6, 2006, 07:45 AM #11 of 19
She's certainly a cute baby with a healthy head of hair. Here's hoping she has a happy life with as little "kook" as possible. :P

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Old Sep 9, 2006, 09:41 PM Local time: Sep 10, 2006, 12:41 PM #12 of 19
Someones been visiting babytoupee.com

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Old Sep 10, 2006, 08:36 PM Local time: Sep 10, 2006, 07:36 PM #13 of 19
not a bad baby pic imo.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 08:47 AM #14 of 19
Originally Posted by kat
lol @ OP browsing ohnotheydidnt.
But it's so addicting! XD

And yeah, she's a lot cuter than I thought she'd be. Lots of people (mainly over at ONTD) thought she would have some deformity or something and that's why no pictures of her surfaced for such a long time.

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 10:20 AM Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 09:20 AM #15 of 19
This page here has full scans of the entire article from that magazine that's supposed to have the exclusive rights to the photoshoot they did -

popsugar.com/28862

Much better quality

It does look like a baby toupee o_O

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 05:01 PM Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 04:01 PM #16 of 19
Well, good for them. I might`ve started feeling a bit of envy at the life the kid`s going to have because of its parents, but then I remembered good ol` Tom is a freak for, or because of, Scientology.

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Old Sep 14, 2006, 09:39 PM #17 of 19
I might as well show you folks my concept of supreme irony
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Old Sep 15, 2006, 08:07 AM #18 of 19
That kid is going to have some messed up teeth. Cruise's mouth is downright scary in Legend.

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