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Metal Sphere Sep 5, 2006 08:25 PM

A wild Suri has appeared!
 
Well folks, it looks like photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes kid have made their way online. This is all rather strange given how they've hidden her all these months, even from their closest friends. Anyone else think that Suri looks like quite a bit like her father?

http://community.livejournal.com/ohn...t/8545855.html

http://s2.supload.com/image.php?get=...0905195036.jpg

where are my pokeballs..

Roku Sep 5, 2006 10:29 PM

Heh, those are shots taken from television. Suri was on CBS Evening News with Katie Couric... not that I've been watching it or anything. >_>
Link

Nice find!

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Sep 5, 2006 10:32 PM

Ok she's actually pretty damn cute. Turns out those people who saw her weren't lying!

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint Sep 5, 2006 10:35 PM

I think she looks more like Katie. Can't wait for the whacky Michael-Jackson style antics involving Tom, Katie and Suri.

Rockgamer Sep 5, 2006 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ulysses
I think she looks more like Katie.

Same here, especially her lips.

I think it's funny how people were acting like they were never gonna get to see her. Is it so bad that parents weren't rushing to show off their baby to everyone? I mean, it's not like they were gonna hide her forever in the basement or something.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Sep 5, 2006 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII
Same here, especially her lips.

I think it's funny how people were acting like they were never gonna get to see her. Is it so bad that parents weren't rushing to show off their baby to everyone? I mean, it's not like they were gonna hide her forever in the basement or something.

Well, they are Scientologists. You never know.

Scarletdeath Sep 5, 2006 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Capo
Well, they are Scientologists. You never know.

I used to think they were scientists or something.. Then I found out they were just a bunch of freaks.

The baby is really cute though, looks like mom; especially the upper face at the forehead/eyebrow/eyes area.

Metal Sphere Sep 5, 2006 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII
I think it's funny how people were acting like they were never gonna get to see her. Is it so bad that parents weren't rushing to show off their baby to everyone? I mean, it's not like they were gonna hide her forever in the basement or something.

Someone already said it, but they're scientologists. What we're looking at may just be Xenu's new vessel. Keeping the kid out of the limelight wasn't the weird part, it was that there closest friends (ex: Smiths, Travoltas) hadn't seen her at all.

kat Sep 6, 2006 12:34 AM

lol @ OP browsing ohnotheydidnt. And also at Tom Cruise getting Suri from China. I would have believed it more if the kid had blonde hair and blue eyes.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 6, 2006 07:41 AM

Popular media rumour has it that she was kept out of the limelight for so long for two reasons. Firstly because they wanted to make sure she actually looked like her dad to head off the numerous rumours of him not being the father and secondly because she had a large, purple birthmark on her head that couldn't be removed until she was a month old. Apparently the initial Vanity Fair photoshoot took about 6 hours before they were happy with the shots...

Dubble Sep 6, 2006 08:45 AM

She's certainly a cute baby with a healthy head of hair. Here's hoping she has a happy life with as little "kook" as possible. :P

Senorita Preved Sep 9, 2006 09:41 PM

Someones been visiting babytoupee.com

projectg Sep 10, 2006 08:36 PM

not a bad baby pic imo.

Celes Chere Sep 11, 2006 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by kat
lol @ OP browsing ohnotheydidnt.

But it's so addicting! XD

And yeah, she's a lot cuter than I thought she'd be. Lots of people (mainly over at ONTD) thought she would have some deformity or something and that's why no pictures of her surfaced for such a long time.

oddigy Sep 11, 2006 10:20 AM

This page here has full scans of the entire article from that magazine that's supposed to have the exclusive rights to the photoshoot they did -

popsugar.com/28862

Much better quality :)

It does look like a baby toupee o_O

Such a Lust for Revenge! Sep 11, 2006 05:01 PM

Well, good for them. I might`ve started feeling a bit of envy at the life the kid`s going to have because of its parents, but then I remembered good ol` Tom is a freak for, or because of, Scientology.

José Sep 14, 2006 09:39 PM

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Marl Sep 15, 2006 08:07 AM

That kid is going to have some messed up teeth. Cruise's mouth is downright scary in Legend.


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