Britney Spears on the cover of Bazaar

http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/showthread.php?t=85841

Yeah, perfect thread placement. Britney Spears has hit rock bottom, and then the bottom fell out.

+ an apparent receeding hair line. Or is that me?

How ya doing, buddy?

Since when are "pregnant" women a sexy sight? Is she trying to start a new trend? "Hey all you other slutty Celebs! Look at what you can be!"

And what number child is she on for the birth giving line?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *what

At one point or another I just had to make something like this.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Her face in the 3rd picture looks absolutely disasterous.

The 2nd picture... she looks chubby. Maybe because if you look at it from her neck down. Not because she's pregnant.

Maybe to me the black hair look looks really bad on her. I would much rather prefer her lighter colored locks.

And do I see a fake tan?

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Have you guys actually seen a woman who's had children? She looks absolutely gorgeous. She's not wearing obsessive amounts of makeup and seriously doesn't have to. I think she's trying to make a statement, and it's not about being something you jack off to on the walls.

Nothing but critics, I say.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Mojougwe

Since when are "pregnant" women a sexy sight? Is she trying to start a new trend? "Hey all you other slutty Celebs! Look at what you can be!"

And what number child is she on for the birth giving line?

Actually she isn't the first. Demi Moore also did this if I remember reading another article correctly.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Did she pose as naked model because she desperately needs money?

FELIPE NO

she posed as a naked model because she is a fat disgusting slut who thinks fat disgusting sluts belong on magazine covers

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Dreamshadow

Have you guys actually seen a woman who's had children? She looks absolutely gorgeous. She's not wearing obsessive amounts of makeup and seriously doesn't have to. I think she's trying to make a statement, and it's not about being something you jack off to on the walls.

Nothing but critics, I say.

Fucking hippies. HAVE YOU SEEN A WOMAN RAVAGED BY OLD AGE? She looks absolutely gorgeous.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wouldn't there be more scope to stick this in the sewers?

I never really found Britney Spears to be much of a looker. From the front cover there it's hard to imagine that some supposed nice looking girl should have a face like that. That's probably from all the smoking as well. She is pregnant, but fat?

Also, what kind of statement can you make from such a photoshoot? "Oh well, I've always been honest, but I'm also a good mother."

There's nowhere I can't reach.

She shoulda done a playboy spread when she hit 19.

OH well. So much for THAT.

This [photospread] is like a burnt steak after waiting 40 mins at outback steakhouse on a busy night, and having some fucktard cut you off in line because his cousin is the manager of the resturant. Which leaves you not even wanting the food, and demanding a refund.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, yeah, internet males running wild ITT.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'd still fuck her, not gonna lie.

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When the hell did she dye her hair black? Is she trying to hide her blondness?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by scotty

I don't like you...

Scotty FTW.


Yet again I agree with you, dude. I like my women hot and free of offspring...ideally

FELIPE NO

She looks disgusting... for a pregnant woman she looks good. But look wise... gross. The tan is awful, the hair is awful, and... at first I didn't think it was BS. And something about her feet... they look scarey. I guess this is what women look like who don't have babies vaginally? Wait... women who don't have babies vaginally because they don't want to ruin their looks aren't women.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What the fuck is wrong with her toes in the last picture? I know she's got them curled up but they look like she had them amputated or something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Plus another.

How ya doing, buddy?

That is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

How ya doing, buddy?

Of the first three pics, I didn't think he looked too bad (well, she didn't look totally disgusting anyway) in the first two, but that last one made me fucking sick. She looked like some kind of dead pregnant whore or something.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Didn't she talk to Matt Lauer in an earlier report saying that she wanted people to leave her alone? Plus, isn't being above a size 4 almost illegal in Hollywood?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Aw. I was hoping her figure would go to shit after being knocked up and her career would crash and burn =( She inspired a generation of prostitots with her dress style. You're gonna see little kids getting preggers now. I WANNA BE LIKE BRITNEY ;D

This deserves a new game! Britney's Dance Beats, move over! It's time for Britney's Dance Fetus! SHE'S HOTTER THAN EVER

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Britney's fetus is going to be hot...like fetus.

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Originally Posted by BIGWORM

Britney's fetus is going to be hot...like fetus.

There's pics of that already? Not yet maybe? I'm totally down for that!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Is it just me or is she just plain ugly? She was cute, she was hot... now she just looks pathetic. Not only her beauty has faded away, the stuff she's doing is pitiful. How long does it takes a falling star to realize that you can't stop the fall, no matter how hard you try?

Jam it back in, in the dark.