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BIGWORM Jun 29, 2006 04:11 PM

Britney Spears on the cover of Bazaar
 
http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/showthread.php?t=85841

Yeah, perfect thread placement. Britney Spears has hit rock bottom, and then the bottom fell out.

+ an apparent receeding hair line. Or is that me?

Mojougwe Jun 29, 2006 07:05 PM

Since when are "pregnant" women a sexy sight? Is she trying to start a new trend? "Hey all you other slutty Celebs! Look at what you can be!"

And what number child is she on for the birth giving line?

Tawnee Van Pelt Jun 29, 2006 07:53 PM


At one point or another I just had to make something like this.

Dee Jun 30, 2006 01:05 AM

Her face in the 3rd picture looks absolutely disasterous.

The 2nd picture... she looks chubby. Maybe because if you look at it from her neck down. Not because she's pregnant.

Maybe to me the black hair look looks really bad on her. I would much rather prefer her lighter colored locks.

And do I see a fake tan?

Dreamshadow Jun 30, 2006 02:04 AM

Have you guys actually seen a woman who's had children? She looks absolutely gorgeous. She's not wearing obsessive amounts of makeup and seriously doesn't have to. I think she's trying to make a statement, and it's not about being something you jack off to on the walls.

Nothing but critics, I say.

Sir VG Jun 30, 2006 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mojougwe
Since when are "pregnant" women a sexy sight? Is she trying to start a new trend? "Hey all you other slutty Celebs! Look at what you can be!"

And what number child is she on for the birth giving line?

Actually she isn't the first. Demi Moore also did this if I remember reading another article correctly.

eriol33 Jun 30, 2006 04:40 AM

Did she pose as naked model because she desperately needs money?

scotty Jun 30, 2006 04:43 AM

she posed as a naked model because she is a fat disgusting slut who thinks fat disgusting sluts belong on magazine covers

kuttlas Jun 30, 2006 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dreamshadow
Have you guys actually seen a woman who's had children? She looks absolutely gorgeous. She's not wearing obsessive amounts of makeup and seriously doesn't have to. I think she's trying to make a statement, and it's not about being something you jack off to on the walls.

Nothing but critics, I say.

Fucking hippies. HAVE YOU SEEN A WOMAN RAVAGED BY OLD AGE? She looks absolutely gorgeous.

electric_eye Jun 30, 2006 08:09 AM

Wouldn't there be more scope to stick this in the sewers?

I never really found Britney Spears to be much of a looker. From the front cover there it's hard to imagine that some supposed nice looking girl should have a face like that. That's probably from all the smoking as well. She is pregnant, but fat?

Also, what kind of statement can you make from such a photoshoot? "Oh well, I've always been honest, but I'm also a good mother."

Dark Nation Jul 5, 2006 12:40 PM

She shoulda done a playboy spread when she hit 19.

OH well. So much for THAT.

This [photospread] is like a burnt steak after waiting 40 mins at outback steakhouse on a busy night, and having some fucktard cut you off in line because his cousin is the manager of the resturant. Which leaves you not even wanting the food, and demanding a refund.

Aardark Jul 5, 2006 12:47 PM

Oh, yeah, internet males running wild ITT.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Jul 5, 2006 01:47 PM

I'd still fuck her, not gonna lie.

Trigunnerz Jul 5, 2006 03:05 PM

When the hell did she dye her hair black? Is she trying to hide her blondness?

J-Man Jul 5, 2006 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scotty
I don't like you...



Scotty FTW.


Yet again I agree with you, dude. I like my women hot and free of offspring...ideally

Dark Chocolate Jul 5, 2006 07:04 PM

She looks disgusting... for a pregnant woman she looks good. But look wise... gross. The tan is awful, the hair is awful, and... at first I didn't think it was BS. And something about her feet... they look scarey. I guess this is what women look like who don't have babies vaginally? Wait... women who don't have babies vaginally because they don't want to ruin their looks aren't women.

kat Jul 5, 2006 07:53 PM

What the fuck is wrong with her toes in the last picture? I know she's got them curled up but they look like she had them amputated or something.

kat Jul 5, 2006 07:55 PM

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J-Man Jul 5, 2006 08:27 PM

That is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

Rockgamer Jul 5, 2006 08:52 PM

Of the first three pics, I didn't think he looked too bad (well, she didn't look totally disgusting anyway) in the first two, but that last one made me fucking sick. She looked like some kind of dead pregnant whore or something.

Visavi Jul 5, 2006 10:36 PM

Didn't she talk to Matt Lauer in an earlier report saying that she wanted people to leave her alone? Plus, isn't being above a size 4 almost illegal in Hollywood?

Gechmir Jul 5, 2006 10:48 PM

Aw. I was hoping her figure would go to shit after being knocked up and her career would crash and burn =( She inspired a generation of prostitots with her dress style. You're gonna see little kids getting preggers now. I WANNA BE LIKE BRITNEY ;D

This deserves a new game! Britney's Dance Beats, move over! It's time for Britney's Dance Fetus! SHE'S HOTTER THAN EVER

BIGWORM Jul 6, 2006 12:21 AM

Britney's fetus is going to be hot...like fetus.

Mojougwe Jul 6, 2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGWORM
Britney's fetus is going to be hot...like fetus.

There's pics of that already? Not yet maybe? I'm totally down for that!

MeTaL_oRgY Jul 6, 2006 11:50 AM

Is it just me or is she just plain ugly? She was cute, she was hot... now she just looks pathetic. Not only her beauty has faded away, the stuff she's doing is pitiful. How long does it takes a falling star to realize that you can't stop the fall, no matter how hard you try?


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