DOA MOVIE

well as the chain of movies based on games contenue here is a new link in the chain. Yes Dead Or Alive. I played the game here and there but never really got a full experiance untill I got DOA ultimate which I played online alot. Since then like any new game I play I go back and play the other instalments. I became a fan and at first was excited at the news of the new movie. I saw the casting and was disappointed but not surprised. I know that no movie based on a videogame will ever be actualy good. Some descent but not yet good. Anyways I saw the trailer and was even more down about the movie. Something in me still wants to check it out anyway I am not sure what it is...I am pissed of at who plays kasumi!!! WTF man?

anyway if you havent seen the trailer yet here it is. What are youre feelings on this new flick?

http://screenshots.teamxbox.com/gall...-or-Alive-4/p1

http://www.waytoblue.com/media/video...ailer_330k.wmv

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Hm.. DOA..

My dick feels funny. Everything else is crap.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Man, why does this feel like a parodies of Charles Angel? I don't remember all the girls in the game all buddy-buddy like. Actually, I think this might just be so bad that it is good, at least it doesn't seem to be taking itself too seriousely.

Oh yeah, we have seem it before.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Looks just horrible enough to be awesome. Double points for using ACDC to promote a film this long after the eightie's

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Watch out Doktor Boll! This one's gonna steal your oscar away like you were a baby and the golden boy candy! That's right!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by CetteHamsterLa

Looks just horrible enough to be awesome.

Might thoughts exactly. I've not looked at the trailer linked in the first post, but I assume it's the same as the one that floating about a while back. So bad it's got to be good.

How ya doing, buddy?

It does look like another Charlie's Angels flick, might be entertaining since it doesn't look like it's taking itself too seriously. Can anyone name all of the female characters there? I recognise 2 maybe 3. Can't remember there being so many blondes o_O

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Holly Valance on the comeback trail.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh my god. I have read several references about the upcoming of this movie. I'm sure this one wouldnt get enough attention in public. Much game-to movie adaptation look like a parody for me.

This movie barely have aspect from DoA. It only pays license for using the title. other than that... I dont think so ><

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This movie emits a 'Direct-to-DVD' odor. It doesn't even look like it would be something thats going to be heading to theaters.

I nearly died of laughter when I saw this picture.

EVERYTHING IS TOO WHITE/AMERICAN AND NOT BUSTY ENOUGH!!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sarmoti

This movie emits a 'Direct-to-DVD' odor. It doesn't even look like it would be something thats going to be heading to theaters.

I nearly died of laughter when I saw this picture.

EVERYTHING IS TOO WHITE/AMERICAN AND NOT BUSTY ENOUGH!!

LMAO
Is this spin off of Kill Bill the movie or what?
This DOA movie crap actually = Charlie Angels + Kill Bill katana.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

http://screenshots.teamxbox.com/scre...ad-or-Alive-4/

You can see the sticker for his mohawk on his head. That's clearly intentional.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

who is that character modeled from? I dont play DoA so much so I dont even have clue about how the story goes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Is he supposed to be Zack or something? He was never an evil, possibly rapist character in the games. As for the women, I can easily identify Kasumi, Ayane, and Tina, the one next to Kasumi is probably Helena, but I just can't figure out who the one in the center is. Maybe she's a horribly butchered Christie?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

YES. I WILL BRING A CAMERA AND FAP ALL OVER THIS.

Looks sooooooo laaaaaaaaaaame >< Ugh. No wonder folks have no respect for gamers. "This is based off a game? What loser would wanna play that~ Horrible story."

I'm afraid of Metal Gear Solid Movie. I'm afraid ;_;

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Originally Posted by Sarmoti

This movie emits a 'Direct-to-DVD' odor. It doesn't even look like it would be something thats going to be heading to theaters.

I nearly died of laughter when I saw this picture.

EVERYTHING IS TOO WHITE/AMERICAN AND NOT BUSTY ENOUGH!!

Ahaha, the ninja on the bottom left is like "hay guys, I'm totally dead. wats goin on?"

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I dont know much about the game, as well with the actors. Take a look here:

Quote:

* Devon Aoki - Kasumi
* Derek Boyer - Bayman
* Holly Valance - Christie Allen
* Sarah Carter - Helena Douglas
* Collin Chou - Hayate
* Steve Howey - Weatherby
* Kane Kosugi - Ryu Hayabusa
* Natassia Malthe - Ayane
* Matthew Marsden - Maximillian Marsh
* Chad McCord - Chief Detective
* Kevin Nash - Bass Armstrong
* Jaime Pressly - Tina Armstrong
* Eric Roberts - Donovan
* Robin Shou - Pirate Leader
* Silvio Simac - Leon
* Brian J. White - Zack

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOA:_Dead_or_Alive

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The only actor I can identify on that list is Kane Kosugi(who played Katsunori Kazama in Godzilla Final Wars).

He's really lowering his standards with this.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think this game is just not suited to become a live-action movie, especially handled by hollywood. It's amazing how tecmo actually giving license to use DoA title.

I wonder if we will see Tekken the Movie in hollywood version someday like this one.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Seraph is Hayate. All is lost. All is looooost!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

LMAO
xDD

I suppose tecmo wants to popularize their DoA franchise, but since they dont have enough rendering technology like Square Enix did with FF AC, they using live action instead! But I wonder why they dont use japanese people instead, that's what I confused from japanese. They always think their product need to be westernized first before they throw it in the western market, (FF Spirit Within, anyone?)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hahahahahah.....god this looks pathetic. Can you say "direct to DVD!"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by eriol

LMAO
xDD

I suppose tecmo wants to popularize their DoA franchise, but since they dont have enough rendering technology like Square Enix did with FF AC, they using live action instead! But I wonder why they dont use japanese people instead, that's what I confused from japanese. They always think their product need to be westernized first before they throw it in the western market, (FF Spirit Within, anyone?)

Because I'm sure the overal shitty movie would have been much better had they changed the models and textures for the characters.

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Originally Posted by vemp

Hm.. DOA..

My dick feels funny. Everything else is crap.

That's funny...mine too. Wait, there's a film behind the groin pain?

Double Post:
Jaime Pressly as Tina = good decision. She seems just skanky enough to pull off Tina.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

AND WHY THROW DIRT ON KASUMI LIKE THAT WHYYYYYYYYYY?!! Kasumi was never that ugly. I also agree with the blond thing. Why the hell is ayane there? she should be trying to kill kasumi. And why the hell is kasumi played by an ugly girl talking english? Zack does look gay so that works I guess.

Jam it back in, in the dark.