How will you die?

David: At age 34, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

:eyebrow:

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Bah, I also got this one: At age 81, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

I got a feeling it was because I listed my shoesize as they are in Danish sizes. (I'm a 74...) not stupid foreign sizes...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Helloween: At age 102, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Maybe Wraithtwo and I will be in the same platoon.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Debs: At age 93, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Nice. I'm going to die by the hands of pidgeons. What a way to go.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Mojougwe: At age 38, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

Pretty lame if you ask me......

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

bag0k: At age 71, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Sounds painful D:

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Merv Burger: At age 58, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

I'd be impressed if I died that way, to be honest.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Valiant: At age 98, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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At age 99, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

BORING

There's nowhere I can't reach.

xsummoneryunax: At age 60, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

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At age 85, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

Yummy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What a silly death for I:

Summonmaster: At age 59, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

At age 65, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

That just sounds disgusting.

How ya doing, buddy?

Jimzon: At age 74, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Pretty sweet, makes for a good entertainment at a restaurant lol.

JimZurge86: At age 102, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Haha, this is the best because I'm someone who'd probably still play tekken when I was that old and probably someone who would pick a fight with a burglar.

JxIxMxZxOxNx86: At age 54, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

???? What kind of meditation session is that????

Jizz: At age 100, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Atleast I'll be shiny!!!!

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Miyomi: At age 63, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Except that I don't drink and I don't use a blender. Pretty interesting site.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Sir VG: At age 60, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

At least I know it won't be at MY house. Cause I don't cook. ^^;;

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Lame:

Naz: At age 42, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

That sucked, so I F5'd:

Naz: At age 80, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

Much better.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Rydia: At age 81, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

I don't usually do these things, but that was interesting. It predicted an older age than I thought.

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Ryuu: At age 86, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Are you serious...

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At age 83, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

Looks like I'm gonna die an old fart who tries to blend with the new generation out of nostalgia. Sucks to be me!

I was speaking idiomatically.

The Burniator: At age 100, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Really? I'd think that I would live to 80 or something around that.


Harry Potter: At age 68, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Ouch.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

electric_eye: At age 92, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

FELIPE NO

reflective: At age 73, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

It's funny cause I buy Vault's a lot.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I guess I gonna live a long time

At age 102, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

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Chibi Neko: At age 47, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Damn me and my rotten luck!

There's nowhere I can't reach.