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KCJ506 Jun 2, 2006 09:30 PM

How will you die?
 
Go here, fill out the survey and post your results! Post the first one you get. The page changes every time you refresh the screen.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

KCJ506: At age 88, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

WraithTwo Jun 2, 2006 09:44 PM

WraithTwo: At age 50, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

value tart Jun 2, 2006 09:46 PM

Jay: At age 84, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Excrono Jun 2, 2006 09:50 PM

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Steve: At age 52, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
I always had a feeling I would die as the result of some sort of home maintainence related accident.

Rockgamer Jun 2, 2006 09:57 PM

RockgamerXIII: At age 58, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

That's funny, because I'm actually deathly afraid of dogs!

Freddy Krueger Jun 2, 2006 10:03 PM

weird it just said "Freddy Krueger: At age 100" Thats creepy.....

Kazyl Jun 2, 2006 10:17 PM

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At age 98, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
I will overlook the fact that I'm into art.

Acro-nym Jun 2, 2006 10:39 PM

Acro-nym: At age 102, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

At age 92, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

The first is, obviously, with my GFF username. The second is with my real name. I think I prefer the first one. Fire...

Freddy Krueger Jun 2, 2006 10:48 PM

hehe my previous post was using my real name here it is using GFF name: Freddy Krueger: At age 37, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

YeOldeButchere Jun 2, 2006 11:13 PM

YeOldeButchere: At age 85, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

Ah! Joke's on them though, I've recently given up alcohol after a recent incident which landed me in the hospital.

Ok, so I'm drinking beer right now, but contrary to popular misconception, beer isn't alcohol so it's alright.

Jochie Jun 2, 2006 11:21 PM

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At age 57, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
I'm trying to figure out how the bicycle comes into play.

Synthesis Jun 3, 2006 12:05 AM

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Synthesis: At age 97, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.
Wow, that was unexpected. :alcoholic:

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Luke: At age 93, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
Another "disappearance" claim by the Tatmadaw.

Inhert Jun 3, 2006 12:32 AM

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Inhert: At age 66, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch
lol at least the neighbors will remember me XD


edit: just saw that I got the same as Yamamanama just not same age

Rachelle Jun 3, 2006 12:35 AM

yung: At age 65, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

hmmm....

Lian_Kazairl Jun 3, 2006 02:13 AM

Lian_Kazairl: At age 67, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Well, like WraithTwo, it seems I will buy the farm off the farm, so to speak.

Spatula Jun 3, 2006 02:23 AM

I actually like this one a lot, considering it's obviously a rather nice way to pass away.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ULAWILLDIE.jpg

Fire On Ice Jun 3, 2006 02:30 AM

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Katy: At age 44 you will choke on a piece of steak
I don't even like steak :(

Lukage Jun 3, 2006 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Synthesis
Another "disappearance" claim by the Tatmadaw.

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Luke: At age 98, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
'sup name thief.

SemperFidelis Jun 3, 2006 03:37 AM

Logan: At age 40, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)


I can't ask for a better death.

Sparhawke Jun 3, 2006 03:44 AM

Sparhawke: At age 63, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

hah, um, ok...

Infernal Monkey Jun 3, 2006 07:05 AM

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At age 50, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
Well at least they'll drop me off where I'll be living. That's nice to know!

Elixir Jun 3, 2006 07:14 AM

Holy shit.

It said age 83.

Whenever I was asked when I thought I was going to die, I'd always reply with "83" for some reason. I think it came to me in a dream, or something. I'm perfectly happy with the age, and even though it's a stupid online servey it's just a little weird that it happens to be the same as what I predicted myself.

Yume Jun 3, 2006 07:29 AM

Now that's just great.

"At age 85, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

The funny thing is, I don't like using blenders.

Darkcomet72 Jun 3, 2006 09:07 AM

WraithTwo already won this topic.

Darkcomet72: At age 93, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

:rock:


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