[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

None of us care about helping the fucking Reaper. If Bob wanted to make connections, he could kill them his own damn self.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I would've taken an action point to heal Arg but I can only do healing word once per round.

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If we get out, I'm killing knk.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I was totally okay with your blossoming bromance! I am just not okay with your siccing 2d6 aura damage assholes on us you dick.

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Because although Bob has such lovely womenly hips, he also has no way to heal other people, whereas Brigid still has a healing word left.

And melora's tide not that it does any good for me.

So Pang when does poison damage hit, is it at the beginning or the end of your turn? I have an antivenom. =o

Also can I use brooch of no regrets on myself?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

fuckin' sharks smelling blood in the water

I was speaking idiomatically.

<3

So what are my options at this point? Do I need to dwarven chainmail myself before the start of my next turn so I don't die again?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FELIPE NO

One of my rituals talks about prepping corpses so that Raise Dead can still work on them for long periods of time. Which says to me that dead people can be brought back. What's that all about?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh, so he did. I thought the flash of light was just flourish. Nevermind then.

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well if he's not going to let me be raised, then why should he let you?

And to be fair, it's certainly not like I was hogging my turn! I'm just pissed that I didn't realize how dire my straights were until it was too late.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, I figured you were surprised Pang with your post a page back. To be honest I thought you were talking about how, if knk healed me, I'd just keel back over into a KO again.

My next character is going to have beastly HP.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Can you hold off on salvaging my earthly remains for scrap

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No more auras? what the hell

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Just put a grue in the dark, D&D has grues right

How ya doing, buddy?

If you didn't like playing with me you could've just said so

FELIPE NO

lol bob is canon gay

edit: I mean he is otherwise queer as fuck but there is a difference

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Whatever you give roses to your enemies and you put glitter in your hair.

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You know what's sad is, I was thinking about asking Pang if he'd let Ghost of Brigid say a few words to the party.

I'm turning into one of those people

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Don't forget Garr that in the early game no one roleplayed except Shin because he's a giant homosexual. There's something to be said for being brief!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Bullshit. I did, Shin did, I'm sure a few others, too.

Don't let me bruise your ego, I'll amend it. No one roleplayed except Shin and you because you're both giant homosexuals.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm sure the rat swarms are largely harmless. They probably don't have plague.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

I am staying away from anything with the word "swarm" attached to it for now. If you guys want to kill rats, I'll be standing back making out with my woman minding my own business.

Oh, now you have a sense of self-preservation, you God-damned prick.

At any rate there's bars between you and the swarms. You could probably pick them off with some nice ranged attacks.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That's not true. They're in a crypt; the paladin will just chuck earthly remains at the rats for six months.

Because that's how he rolls.

...

In hindsight I'm glad Brigid's body wasn't left. Gabe would carefully dry out her head and carry it around in a sack, or some shit.

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Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Motsognir stood at her side, giving advice as she worked, like any man would for his woman.

You're starting to stifle Bob's creativity here. Why do you have to be so clingy?

FELIPE NO

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING CHEST

ASIDE FROM THE BITS OF BONE FROM PREVIOUS TRAVELERS' HANDS

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You should tap open the door with your staff and then huddle behind the nearest meat shield. Zombies don't move very fast, remember?

Jam it back in, in the dark.