[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Pangalin

There doesn't seem to be any provision in 4E for holy water of any kind yet.

I suppose theoretically you could cast Bless on some source of water and then flask it, but I'm not sure it would be worth the use of Bless.

Bummer. Yeah, it'd be kind of a waste to bottle Bless unless it's at the end of the day or something, and even still I only have two flasks anyway. The inn may have some lying around though, might be worth thinking about.

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As an additional lurker-related note, you keep using Insight to look at random things, which is kind of... well.

Insight (Wisdom)
You can discern intent and decipher body language
during social interactions. You make an Insight check
to comprehend motives, to read between the lines, to
get a sense of moods and attitudes, and to determine
how truthful someone is being.

What you probably want is a Search check (Perception). Unless you think the inn might be lying to you somehow.

It could be. There may not be a liquor license, which makes this establishment illegal.

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How ya doing, buddy?

And if we disturb the sleeping dead, get the hell out of dodge while getting the tar kicked out of us.

On the other hand, that way we know.

Pang, you gave a description of where the cavern turns. Where does the mausoleum lie in relation to the Feral Dog?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

There's two staircases in the Feral Dog map. They both lead to the cellar, right? And thus you will presume we secured both staircases, and not sneak any undead bastards around one staircase since we only were referring to them in the singular?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Aren't you in some monster's stomach?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

Well quite, I was hoping to kill them while they were still outside the building, maing it a siege rather than the current indoor fight situation we find ourselves in. I was kinda hoping we'd start at the windows and have a chance to thin their numbers before they even reached the door but apparently we were having some important conference behind the bar and the zombies snuck up on us or something.

If you have an intention for tactics can you do me a personal favor and let us know? I can read posts, but not minds.

How ya doing, buddy?

hey, if I drank a tankard full of ale and blew it into a torch right into some schmoe zombie's face*, what sort of stats would be applied to such an attack roll?

* okay, you got me. His crotch.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Close blast 2, +6 vs Reflex, 2d6+ CON mod damage.

Then you get Dazed by alcohol poisoning (save ends)

Arg that's you, you have +4 CON.

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

So hey Lurk, what are ya doin way over there?

Trying to avoid getting bitten. Getting a couple drinks. The usual.

edit: I figure I'm going to try out that dragonbreath trick if I can. Since fire seems to be these guys' weakness and I think we should exploit their weaknesses wherever possible.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Zombies are only weak to radiant damage (the kind you put out with Turn Undead). Shin just got lucky on one of his attack rolls.

Oh.

Well, it also does area damage instead of single-enemy damage, and I don't have any other skills aside from Turn Undead that hit multiple enemies.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hey. Fuck you. Do you want me to be a cruelly efficient killing machine or do you want to involve other players sometime this year?

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Anyway I was betting that the second wave of zombies would be marching through the door and they didn't.

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I didn't want any zombies to try to hugbox us or anything ok.

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Die.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Fuckin rad thanks Shin

I'm going to try the fire thing on those corpses so Shin, have my back. The rest of you should try to kill those two bloodied zombies.

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oh hey Pang, if I'm dazed can I still second chance?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dammit, I didn't look at the map closely. I'll have to use my hilbilly blowtorch next round.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pang what time is it

I guess I'm asking as a roundabout way to finding out how long this battle is gonna be.

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Also:

I don't know what's coming from the northern hallway but it's pretty long, and there's only one window at the very end of it. With Shin's spells we should have these corpses mostly taken care of by the time they reach us.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Hell, this fight's only six days old. The group's spent more time than that fighting rats.

yeah but how much of that was waiting because Shin's turn fell on a weekend?

How ya doing, buddy?

Can Arg use a healing potion?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Laaaaaaaame.

FELIPE NO

We've had no trouble going on the counters in the past

I figured I / someone could just heal Bob, since we all seemed to forget that our non-second wind heals still work.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

And are these those infectious zombies we just got through killing or are they schmoe zombies like those drowned guys?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls *hot damage

am i hot or not.

commense the sexytimes.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh ouch.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls dimes or ugmos

rolling to see how successful diss is with the ladies.

oh well enjoy your ugly girls who may or may not saddleback

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll I have good gaydar

I knew you two were gay for each other.

I was speaking idiomatically.

we also read books. Did you forget about that part, Brady? The part with the books? And where we read them?

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1 Die Roll dumb in the tits re: dice?

Awesome, I was worried I was the only one who didn't want to do my own rolls.

FELIPE NO