[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Maybe I'll only get shocked!

















I was speaking idiomatically.

I didn't nearly die. I still had a quarter of my HP left.

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I don't even want to hear anything from you Shin. Two times now I missed out on the good loots because I was busy; meanwhile every time you're busy the fight just gets stalled.

FELIPE NO

Ugh how did we both miss that is so gay

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

poor arg

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Don't heal him past bloodied! Then regeneration doesn't work! You dicks!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, what is the liklihood of Pang giving us an item none of us can use?

.......


guys?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

oh hell naw if they're sending an ogre after us then fuck them full force in the face, ass and vagina

that shit's ours

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What's combat advantage

I gave it to Deni but I don't think it did any good

help me

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hell yeah.

may I recommend to knk that the ogre is probably pretty capable of opening the door we just closed and didn't lock and I dno't know why our smartest party member is so absent-minded

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and for that matter, why a monster twice as big as any of us is capable of evading almost every attack we throw at it

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm just saying, absent-minded and glorious in your wedding beard

I lolled at that btw

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

And so our friend the ogre is making good use of this second interpretation. His actual Reflex defense is relatively poor as you'd expect. It's all a question of puzzling out a given monster's strengths and weaknesses. An ogre, inherently, is hardy and durable but also sluggish and stupid. So it's down to making attacks against the proper defenses.

So the dude's tough against dailies and our sweet new level 3 skillz.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Look, let's just poison both cups and let Bob challenge the bastard.

He has second chance and I'll brooch him if all else fails.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Deni, I'm pretty sure that Pang was pretty clear that we have to flank this motherfucker if we want to take him down. It seems to me that the hallway that you're blocking him from entering would not only let us flank him, but his massive body would stop the archers from hitting us, so, um. Just retreat already. I know you're brave and all but strategy too, yes.

Point.

counterpoint, if I may interject here-

you're catching up on some light reading, seeing what's on the news, and rifling through the wizard's things. Arg meanwhile is fixing himself a nice sandwich of mushrooms, gorgonzola and a hard roll, washing the lot down with some cider.

I'm well back in the hallway and trying to hit the dude but I ain't got a whole lot of help know what I'm sayin

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is he? I thought he was doing well enough.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Also this should go without saying but I just don't know. Lurk you should be prepared to move back to the end of the hallway because the Ogre has a long reach and we need to draw him in as far as possible.

If you need me in the hallway to draw him in then I'll stay; I have a second wind, dwarven chainmail and both healing words at my disposal. Otherwise I'll just stand north of Mots and his wrecking ball axe.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

My good nature is keeping me from real power. That and my level's still crap.

you live this time, soggy...

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll be a deaf-dumb bard. My muse flows through me in the form of interpretive dance.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ogre can come closer. Ogre can squeeze. Brady said earlier that he wishes the Ogre to squeeze.

God we need some better communication in this lot.

FELIPE NO

oh you were asking about the outside wall, with which to attack annoying elves.

I thought you were talking about blasting a wall between your room and the hallway, with which to attack ogres.

My mistake.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

if we all crowd into the western room with arg we should be fine. The elves are pussies when it comes to hand-to-hand.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, I didn't choose a race until Zeph stepped out because I didn't think there was a point to it until Pang was ready for me. Maybe they feel the same?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, let's get the hell out of Dodge.

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LOOK YOU POSTED THAT WHILE I WAS POSTING

I POSTED WHILE IT WASN'T VERBOTEN

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SNAKE?

SNAKE?!

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

I was speaking idiomatically.