[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

If you want to do that, I mean, you're the least classy city lady I've ever laid eyes on.

Back to the issue at hand, my bet is that if we all run back up stairs, the undead will be on our asses in probably a turn or two. The folks who don't have much HP can stuff themselves up the stairs to minimize attacks.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dragons are probably loud and killing dragons is probably loud and we'll probably have to fight the hobgoblins and the skeletons and the dragon all anyway, so let's go with hobgoblins and skeletons first ok?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

pull?

I was speaking idiomatically.

then maybe Soggy should haul ass too.

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Don't you know anything about boss battles? Kill the minions first.

FELIPE NO

Drag your teammate with you, Arg's going to rapple down like this is a Tom Clancy novel.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by SORCERER-3

JUST BECAUSE THE DRAGON'S ALREADY IN THE FIGHT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T THROW HOBGOBLINS AT IT GUYS. ALSO, DWARVES RAPPELLING INTO COMBAT WILL BE ALMOST AS FUNNY AS ARGUMENTUS DOING IT, LET'S BEAR THAT IN MIND AFTER WE MURDER THE HOBGOBLINS YEAH?

FUCK YES. ALSO: REMEMBER THE BONFIRE EARLIER. THROWING FIRE IS NEVER NOT AWESOME.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

All the same, poor Arg. You shouldn't have left him alone, knk. True niggas don't do that shit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I nom Black Betty.

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How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by SCHNEE-4

I THINK YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING YOUR OWN CREATURES, PANG. YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE CONTROL, PANG. THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, PANG. THE CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING, PANG. WHEN WILL THESE DOGS GET THEIR DAY?! WHEN WILL THEY, PANG? WHEN WILL THEY? CAN I HAVE A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE, PANG?!

IT'S THREE A.M. A PHONE IS RINGING. THIS NOVEMBER, YOU DETERMINE WHO ANSWERS THAT PHONE.

VOTE HUMERLLY CRANIUM

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pang, am I actually missing my attacks, or am I just so weak I can't harm the guy?

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I assume it is, since I attacked, surged and moved all in the same round.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Second Wind is a standard action (unless you're a dwarf, etc)

Just because you're trying to do it doesn't mean I'll let you, lurk

Wait, I thought healing surge was different than second wind. I'm confused now.

FELIPE NO

No, f that. These fucks are going to need that other Healing Word.

I'll just modify my action. Can I attack and Second Wind, but not move? Or am I only allowed one Major Action at a go, and can move regardless of whether I attack or heal myself?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The dragon is 2 squares wide.

The stairs are 2 squares wide.

Man, fuck you, Arg.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I... oh crap, you only get one second wind per encounter/day?

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I recall you saying that the number of action points you accumulate in a day is reset to 1 when you go to sleep. That means we all have an action point we can throw at the dragon, right?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So basically what I'm seeing here is that a dwarf's rage is more powerful than gravity.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

It is less that I lost interest in the game and more that my HD lost interest in my data, including the data (maps, sourcebooks, tokens, photoshop) which supports the game. I have spent much of the evening recovering said data. As soon as I finish rebuilding these two rooms for the third time, we're good to go!

Third time? Damn, what's wrong with your computer? It wiped out Oblivion too didn't it?

Anyway, props for working hard for our bearding games. Do you need help hosting backups off-site?

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Oh, from today on to Sunday I'll have sporadic internet access. If my turn doesn't come until tomorrow, I'll do a Priest Shield on the soldier if he's still alive, and if he's not, haul ass away from the dragon because fuck dragons.

Oh, Pang, I wanted to ask - this is a Black dragon, does this imply he's undead at all?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Goodbye, cruel world.

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Well, it is the weekend. Shin should be in bright and early Monday.

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Just a quick question: did I drop all my shit when I got scared?

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Laziness fuck year

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Braaaady

I know your pillow fight with nadi is really fun but we have a dragon to kill!

How ya doing, buddy?

Knocks down the fucking wall. I cannot stop laughing.

Deni, Brady, you two are beasts. Absolute beasts. Why the hell were you even running from the dragon, you probably could've killed it without help.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.