HAY GUYS

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 27, 2009, 09:47 PM

Just curious - how far do these D&D auras extend?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 28, 2009, 12:18 PM

It's okay Bob. They're your undead minions anyway. It's just you who need to survive the encounter!

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Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 06:12 PM

Poor poor halfling.

Helllloo, Garrmondo!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 06:24 PM

Hay, I thought you wanted to kill them and stuffs

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 06:27 PM

Your fault then, for moving those spiders forward instead of staying to devour the fallen warriors

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 2, 2009, 09:41 AM

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 3, 2009, 08:07 AM

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 11:03 AM

Bah, it's just a bunch of harmless rats. Can't be as powerful as those cleric-eating spiders!

How ya doing, buddy?

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 11:15 AM

Yeah guys, go ahead and stomp on them for your free experience!

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Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 11:20 AM

But what if your woman was fighting those rats?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 18, 2009, 01:24 PM

That used to be Acerbandit's, till he was eaten by a treasure chest and became red protoplasmic ooze.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 1, 2009, 01:03 AM

It is so sad that Brigid's untimely death brought the game to a screeching halt. Come on folks, it's just a silly little brain!

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 1, 2009, 08:30 AM

Come now diss, it's entirely appropriate for GFF's biggest traditional holiday!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 9, 2009, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

Fuck off and die.

Hrr. Does this mean you've given up on web-ifying ShadowRun?

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Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 11, 2009, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

If I have to take him over myself I'm just going to march him into the spiked pit

Nuts to knkwzrd.

I would've wanted to see the look on Deni's face if you actually did it Pangy

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Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 11, 2009, 01:21 PM

Dave Arneson, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, has died of cancer at age 61. The other co-creator, Gary Gygax, died last year.

A moment of silence, D&D nerds, as well as Role-Playing Game afficionados, for his passing.

Apologies for the OOT, but I thought this is the appropriate thread to post it in, instead of creating a new thread.

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Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 11, 2009, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by T H E A C E O F S P A D E S

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You're ten days too late.

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Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 15, 2009, 08:07 AM

Monsieur Garr, your plan, while well-conceived, has a fatal flaw.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

"Good doing business with you", says the Reaper. Strolling into the north chamber, he heaves the webbed bundles onto his shoulders.

"As for you, clever dwarf, I expect I'll be in touch. We always have a place in our organization for those who know when the end justifies the means."

He gives a curt nod, and vanishes.

"Well, that was peculiar", Jane remarks. "All that fuss over a couple of laundry sacks?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 15, 2009, 01:20 PM

While that is an apt biography for Gabe, there's something missing. If he was indeed abandoned as a baby, and nobody knew from whence he came, why would he know the last name of his forebears (Sledgehammer) and adopt it for himself?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Zergrinch · Local time: Apr 24, 2009, 01:01 PM

Are you guys all right?

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: May 12, 2009, 09:01 AM

Curses, no chicken for Arg

~~You don't suppose he's got any ranged attacks?~~ Okies, sling. Got it.

How far is arm reach from prone? Can he grab the ghoul's ankles from where he is currently situated?

Got a list of what those various little symbols mean?

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Zergrinch · Local time: May 12, 2009, 10:17 AM

Haha no ammo. Oh Brady...

How far is arm reach from prone? Can Arg grab the ghoul's ankles from where he is currently situated?

If there were so little Arg could practically do, why wait around 48 hours for his turn
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It'd be handy if you can wiki-fy all those symbols, Pang. I'm sure down the line I'm not going to be the only one asking, and it'll be challenging to find this particular post by then.

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Zergrinch · Local time: May 12, 2009, 11:44 AM

In the unlikely event that Brady doesn't regain control before Arg's next turn comes up, how feasible is it to carve out a chunk of stone from the floor using the pick, and throw/slingshot it to the ghoul in one swift motion?

Though now that you mention it, slinging sludge sounds suitably superb!

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Zergrinch · Local time: May 14, 2009, 12:07 AM

Man, why are crossbows so powerful... and that's with bonus from prone already o.O

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Zergrinch · Local time: May 15, 2009, 12:15 PM

While I am morally obliged to keep Brady's character alive, TPK is starting to sound kinda interesting by the minute! I mean, Brady's up about and posting, and since Pang says Argy gets retired after the battle, whether he dies during or after the fight should be irrelevant

Why is the Horde in imminent danger of annihilation when little gnome is in retreat? Or is he going to call in some reinforcements?

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