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 Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Nah, he is probably strong enough to push them over the edge, headfirst into the floor
 Since you're fighting goblins, is it possible to run up to them, and confiscate their crossbows, Pangalin?  There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Zergrinch; Oct 21, 2008 at 07:18 PM.
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Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
On second thought, Argumentus probably isn't smart enough to try such a maneuver. I betcha he'll stand there and batter the goblins, while they poke him full of holes...
Most amazing jew boots |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Nah, as Dungeon Master you can beg them to put their original nick in their signature or titles, under the penalty of being stung by angry hornets in their nipples
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Zergrinch; Oct 23, 2008 at 08:02 PM.
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Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Hey look Pang, I'm Denicalis! Or am I?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
PING PANG KOKOK LOL
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Товарищ Pangalin очень умные мужчины. Он преподавал в одиночку всей России, как играть в тюрьмах и драконов.
FELIPE NO |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
The Dwarven Paladin felt every single wound since he was stranded in the infernal prison at the dusty town of Hog's End. He's been tested severely by Kord before, but not like this. His will is broken, shattered like the remaining shards of the armor still clinging to his bloodied flame.
His spirit is still willing, unfortunately the flesh is much, much weaker. The dwarf grabbed hold of his battle axe, grinned wryly at the accursed hexer mage, and muttered a prayer of regret at his Deity. Remove and drop armor. Shuffle diagonally right. Bolstering Strike on self. Gabriel's last thought, as his entrails spilled out into the ground, was one of stoic resignation, yet a grim satisfaction being in command of his destiny. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
It would work, because the Hexer slowed Gabriel down, remember?
But anyway, I can heal myself by attacking myself? Sweet. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by Zergrinch; Oct 28, 2008 at 10:34 AM.
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Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
It doesn't matter at this point. Kord's honor demands it!
Also, technically if Gabriel were to put down the axe with the sharp edge facing up, and throw himself into it belly-first, it should nullify any defensive AC bonuses, should it not? There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Zergrinch; Oct 28, 2008 at 10:49 PM.
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Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
I totally can't wait for Shin's character to wake up and fall flat into his face.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
I'm sure we can just hook it in with our impressive-looking SCWARZE
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
You forget we have a Holy Cleric among us!
(Midgety and trash talking to be sure, but still Holy!) How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Man, for a group that has slaughtered almost everything you've met, you all (except Brady) are acting like a bunch of scaredy cats
 How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
5 hp attack? Man, what a wimpy dragon that was.
FELIPE NO |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Looks like ol' Pangy lost interest on this one.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Jesus H. Christ. And I was expecting most of you to die
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
And still no MacGuffin... Boo hiss.
Also what happened to that grandpa hobgoblin There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Zergrinch; Dec 5, 2008 at 09:48 PM.
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Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Oh, so the MacGuffin is there. Sorries. I was expecting ol' Pangy to include a huge shiny picture of it and didn't read it as attentively as I should.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Can't you use the dead dragon's stomach acids, suitably positioned near his lair entrance?
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Can't you just put dragon entrails next to big rock, have Shin's spirit hand drop the candy, and wait for bewm?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Oh goody, Bob's gonna starve to death because he splurged all his gold on gear
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Say, how strong is that sword anyway? Strong enough to kill a few elves with one blow?
FELIPE NO |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
It can be you, Acerbandit, should one of them bite the dust in this encounter
 What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
At least Pang's now making a serious effort to kill you guys off, mwee hee hee
 Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Hay Pang's elves, set fire to that house. I'm sure the sword will survive such a conflagration
 There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Zergrinch