[Amusing] I have a broken controller because...

I have never, ever, resorted to anything quite so childishly fucktarded as chucking a controller out of frustration and I don't understand people who do this. Seriously, do you people handle your rage like this in other situations, too? Do you furiously hurl your power tools against the garage floor when you realise your circular saw is dulled? Do you wail and grind your teeth against your credit card when it's maxed out? Get a goddamn grip on reality.

That said, I've wrecked a few N64 controllers in the past from overuse. Only one of my control sticks still has any springiness to it (no doubt as a result of the original Mario Party).

Jam it back in, in the dark.