[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

No problem, Brady.

I'll be sticking around, as well.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, shit. You guys spend two days talking in circles and doing nothing and now you're upset when I make this look easy?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That there Flattening Charge sounds not too shabby.

Alright, looks like we'll have a Bloody Ending.

Also, Motsognir is dropping this Jack of All Trades feat and picking up some serious Acrobatics training.

I was speaking idiomatically.

[W] is a weapon roll. If your weapon causes 1d6 damage, [W] means 1d6, etc.

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Holy shit. I'm away from the internet for one day and everyone almost dies.

FELIPE NO

Looking at my inventory on the wiki, I noticed I still have a good amount of those exploding candies. Is this accurate?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I forgot to actually subtract them, but you do have about half of them left I suppose

I warn you however that Giant Robot Snake has no stomach acids

and no mercy

But we do have a treasure chest full of vomit, which I assume is enough to explode the stuff.

I mean, I don't even know if exploding anything is productive at the moment. It's just nice to know the option is there for later.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think it's pretty likely, considering we're not going to keep the weapon anyway if everything goes right.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well jesus christ

maybe if our characters weren't suddenly and inexplicably totally fucking unable to connect one single hit to an enormous goddam pile of slow-moving ogre meat thus pushing it away from us, opportunity attacks wouldn't be a problem.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

well then



pfffffffff

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The door may be shut, but the ogre is too wide to fit through it, even if it were open. He has to break through the frame if he wants to come inside.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I would do that if I didn't think Pang was in the mood to have it collapse and kill all of us.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think what Pang is saying that we need to sit down and challenge this ogre fellow to an old fashioned battle of wits – to the death.

FELIPE NO

Deni, I'm pretty sure that Pang was pretty clear that we have to flank this motherfucker if we want to take him down. It seems to me that the hallway that you're blocking him from entering would not only let us flank him, but his massive body would stop the archers from hitting us, so, um. Just retreat already. I know you're brave and all but strategy too, yes.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

I know we've all been declaring our turns in blocks, but I'd like to see if Gabe kills the elf or not before making any decisions.

This will affect my move as well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spoiler:

So, basically, if Mots doesn't make it I'll probably have to hang myself.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Can I attack the ogre from where I am, Pang, or is that little bit of wall in the way?

EDIT: and I'm an asshole who forgets things, is standing up from prone standard or minor?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I HAVE SOME EXPLOSIVES IF YOU HAVE SOME ACID, MAN

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

EDIT:
knk, did you ever actually select a power to store in your Chainmail of Exploits?

No

I was speaking idiomatically.

BUT THAT'S CHEATING

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Elfstar

Lurker, didn't you want to attack the halfling rather than the dwarf?

I thought this too. I was all excited for a little people fight.



FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I don't hit walls. Knk does.

Migreataxe Weighs A Ton

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Does my blindness affect Commander's Strike?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I, personally, find the idea of starting a gangwar with the the Halfling mafia both hilarious and worthwhile.

How ya doing, buddy?

They also have three gay cowboys and a late-period Marlon Brando impersonator.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.