[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

This shifting business is beyond my admittedly shallow nerd learning curve. What exactly is the difference between this and a regular movement?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Q: Could I, say, pick up and equip the giant axe of, for example, a big dead orc, in the middle of a battle, or do I have to wait for it to end?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You people have too much fucking time on your hands.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Well, I was kind of assuming he might want to hold on to his default gear in case the Greataxe thing didn't work for him, so I was looking for a solution that didn't involve dumping everything on the floor.

66 HP sounded like a lot

No; it is mine; things are on the floor.

I was speaking idiomatically.

And I'm going to cry myself to sleep

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I have a two-handed weapon. I'd have to spend a turn equipping and unequipping items every time I wanted to go from attacking to defence. I'll pick my shield back up after the battle, but having it on me at this point wouldn't have done any good.

FELIPE NO

I would like to take a moment now, if it would please the Senator from Wisconsin, to announce publicly that I am not now, nor have I ever been affiliated with Animechanic, nor have I accepted money or goods from him or any of his affiiliates.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, obviously I'll fight now that there's actually something I can reach. I just wasn't going to go running into a rain of arrows for no reason was all.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Hi Brady

Hi Brady

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Another newbie question:

Am I all out of action points right now? Do they linger on you forever or do they expire at some point?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ah. 'Tis what I had expected. I was hoping I could run all the way to the hexer in one go.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Do you...

Do you guys need me to just throw the treasure parcel directly at you, or

But there are g-g-g-ghosts!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Maybe you shits should come help us fuck up this dragon.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Alright, alright. Doublepost will be merged to make me run away like a pansy.

FELIPE NO

Goddamit. I always forget this "shift away" nonsense.

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Can the dragon fit up the stairs?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Can I stand within one square of an enemy, though on a different level, and use commander's strike? Like, if I stand directly below Gabe, can I make him lay into that archer again?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Hey, Shin. How's it going, buddy?

Are things all right for you?

It keeps happening.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Curling is awful, don't get me wrong, but I don't think there's anything explicitly homosexual about it.

Not anything approaching cricket, at least.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think that just proves that Hammerfall is really gay.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm pretty sure there are some black people on the South African national team.

After checking, yes, there are, and they have entertaining photgraphs.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And it only netted us 325 xp each. :/

FELIPE NO

But they were friendly ghosts. They made us a boat.

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You can have my old chainmail if you want. That new stuff is all for Soggy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I suppose a better phrase would have been "it wouldn't have mattered if it weren't any good, but this one actually isn't bad".

There's nowhere I can't reach.