Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Dude. She's anorexic. Lindsey Lohan is built like a 12-year-old boy.

Those pictures are two years old. She's since gotten a nutritionist and has apologized about her horrible weightloss. She has actually said "I miss my breasts"

So do I, Lindsay. So do I.

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Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Once you go ugly you never go back.

Explain that concept to your daughter

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Fortunately she's always been beautiful. Princess Yellowteeth on the other hand

As opposed to this?



I mean, you can find a nonflattering picture of any celeb, ever. Remember when people were screaming that Charlize Theron was 'letting herself go' when it was just her filming for the movie "Monster"?



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that picture pre-ugly?

Don't get me wrong - I like a girl with some goddamned meat on her. And while she's not up to the looks she had when she was a redhead with some meaty fucking tits and that floozie "I suck cock for the facial" glare - she's certainly gotten better looking.

http://www.lindsayimages.com/display...lbum=489&pos=0

Originally Posted by Encephalon

You guys are overlooking the blatantly obvious fact: Lindsay Lohan can't act

Neither can Rachel Leigh Cook, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Natalie Portman. Thats not the point though. They're all better actresses and better looking than Tara Reid or Jessica Simpson.

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Originally Posted by Snowknight

This is my main complaint with Lindsay Lohan ...she can't act.

As opposed to Ah-nold, Kurt Russell, Keanu Reeves, Quentin Tarantino, Harrison Ford, Leo DiCaprio or Colin Ferrell?

Not everyone can be Ian McKellan, buddy

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Devo

Yes she's SO looking healthy again Lehah, bitch please she makes me look chunky.

Being a friend who had to support someone going through serious anorexia, I can tell you flatout, you shit-eating fagtard, that gaining weight back is a serious effort both mentally and physically. It took my friend the better part of a year to gain back the 30+ pounds she dropped and she went through the clinic with unusual speed.

Just shows that youre a sorry sack of malformed shit that should've been stomped the fuck out while in your mother's womb. At least then you'd have been shat out of her fucking jizz-canal looking like chunky strawberry jam and not have had to fuck up my internet with your insipid banalities. Get the fuck out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Devo

Yeah cause it's not like impressionable teenage girls use these celebs as their measuring stick, no way.

Thats the fault of shitty parenting, not the idol.

You're the type to blame a gun company, not the shooter, am I right?

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Originally Posted by Devo

So depite all the parents do, if their kid fucks up in the slightest, it's their fault?

Heres a paintbrush, faggot. See if you can make even wider strokes next time.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

First of all, there is NO WAY you can follow your child around 24 hours a day and monitor everything they see, hear and read. It's just not possible. Period. Especially once they get older than, say, 12 and start doing things without constant parental supervision.

And that adminoishes you from trying? Or talking? Or explaining things to the child in a more adult fashion?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Secondly, unless some of you completely skipped over a very important developmental phase, you need to realize that there comes a time when almost all children rebel against authority.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

A lot of kids will do and believe the extreme opposite from whatever their parents have tried to teach them, because suddenly parents are idiots and everything they say must be challenged.

While this is indeed a natural stage in growth, I fail to see how that exoerates anyone from explaining things to their children. I don't blame Lindsay Lohan for women dying their hair red, breast implants, shitty movies or bad singing. Why would her being unhealthy and thin mean that your children would follow suit?

If you had to blame someone, blame the people that photoshop out Lohan's freckles or backhair or frownlines or slightly-smaller-tits. Be realistic instead of simply acting like Donald Sutherland in Invasion Of The Body Snatchers and pointing and screaming at something you don't like.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Also, this misconception about the way a woman's body is "supposed" to look is everywhere.

This coming from the 37 year old woman who's a MILF, comes to a board filled with 18-25 year old internet people and more or less expects guys to drool/wank/worship her.

Or is that a misconception about men?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

You turn on the TV and everyone you see is a size 2. You stand in line at the grocery store and there on the covers of all the magazines are women with perfect faces and bodies. It's everywhere. Your kids are going to see it and be affected by it, unless you lock them up in the cellar. And that's a fact.

If you believe in what you see, I hope the next thing you see is a freight train running you the fuck over.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Our society's unrealistic expectations with regard to women's bodies and shitty parenting are two entirely different subjects.

Agreed - but that doesn't make you any more right.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Devo

Corporations make more money when there are more insecure females running around buying makeup, surgery, and accessories to fill their confidence void.

And thats the fault of stupidity.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I invite anyone who is arguing with me to raise a girl, then come back and tell me how much good their talks and constant encouragement did once their daughter hit 14.

I invite you to swallow next time.

People who whine and bitch that its so hard raising kids need to remember that a lot of people raise kids in worse enviroments than you. Homeless kids, kids born in the middle of civil wars, kids born into serious third world poverty.

"Oh no, my girl is vomiting every night" is pretty lowball shit against running from your life from rape gangs and not getting blown the fuck up.

Raising children does not make you special. People did it before you and people will do it after you.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

But expecting any other outcome just isn't realistic. The best you can do is try to comfort yourself in the knowledge that you tried your best to instill values and self-esteem in your child, and that as she grows and matures, the poison will work itself out of her system.

So then why are we having this conversation?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

But she's a bitch and would disgrace the name of wonder woman.

"Boy, Im so glad you're here to tell us these things"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Thats Lucy Lawless, fool

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Neither are you, Crunchy

So whats your fucking point

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