HAY GUYS

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 30, 2008, 10:09 PM

I think you should upload this new book, so as I can gain OOC knowledge.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 2, 2008, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Gabriel roars in fury, and his axe ignites with the holy fire of Kord himself. The wight screams in agony as Kord's rage burns it down to ash.

_4 axe damage
_3 axe damage
_2 STR damage
_2 WIS damage
_2 feat damage
_1 Enhancement damage
+5 radiant vulnerability damage
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19 damage, wight destroyed

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FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 02:36 AM

JESUS CHRIST SHIN.

YOU MADE AN ORC.

UNDO IT! UNDO IT!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 03:20 AM

You know who likes Diplomacy? Kissinger.

And he's a fucking assclown.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 08:50 PM

Psst. We know.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by a lurker

Your mom's still alive.

For now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Sticking my head in here because Pang is doing this in a funny order that makes things too complicated. Just drop both, you can pick them up when the fight's over if you want them back or want to stow them.

Drop battleaxe (free)
Drop shield (free)
Pick up greataxe (minor)

Pang's method was more like... picking the greataxe up while still holding an axe and shield, juggling the greataxe while dropping (or stowing) axe and shield, then pulling out greataxe even though it wasn't actually stored at any point?

Pang's the DM and whatever he says goes. But still Pang, that's just weird.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

What interests me is that Pang said the Orc leader was bloodied after Bob landed the first hit on him. Either that was a mistake, or Pang is seriously underestimating you guys and throwing half-dead monsters at you.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Oops, yeah. Got the order mixed up. Thought Bob went first since he flung the door open, but I see that wasn't the case now. So nevermind, you guys just have a knack for killing off Pang's unique monsters before he gets to do anything with them.

Edit @ knk: Shaddap you. I'm trying to help you get your hands on a weapon for a change.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Ok, I promised Pang I'd stay out of his thread. Bye all.

Guess why this is amusing to me.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 12, 2008, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Gabriel hacks away at the wolf with a mad fury, reducing it methodically into its components kibbles & bits. At the end, there is not much left but a red stain on the floor and a few teeth.

Critical Hit! 35 damage, wolf extremely killed

AP + Bolstering Strike skipped on account of being hilariously unnecessary

I.... I almost feel bad.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 23, 2008, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

oh boy I am sure am enjoying not being able to tell which of my players is posting

That's why I always use my character's name in the description.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 24, 2008, 08:00 PM

Not true. I went full defense. That's... something, isn't it? If I'm allowed to alter actions, I totally will.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 24, 2008, 08:17 PM

ALTERED

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 24, 2008, 09:02 PM

No, that Goblin regrets the decision.

I swear to god, that skull cap Gabe is wearing is a lucky charm. He's been a murder machine.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 24, 2008, 09:19 PM

Ahaha. He perfected his climb roll? Should have just torn the wall down with his bare hands.

Most amazing jew boots

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 25, 2008, 10:24 PM

I told you in your journal twice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 29, 2008, 03:27 AM

I noticed. I lost track. Speaking of: One use of any divine encounter power. As in I can't use smite and divine strength in the same encounter, right?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 29, 2008, 03:33 PM

Yeah, I think it's a great idea, and allows us to check off our own stuff when we use it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Oct 31, 2008, 10:27 PM

O fuck, it's my turn? Sorry boys.

Most amazing jew boots

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 3, 2008, 12:54 AM

More like expeditious poncing. At-will power.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 4, 2008, 07:15 PM

Takes more than a wall and a hole to kill this dwarf.

(protip: A wall, a hole and a stick are the required tools.)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 5, 2008, 03:18 AM

CHECK MINE EDITED POST.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 9, 2008, 09:39 PM

Hey, you want an axe in the back while you're fighting a dragon, that's -your- thing. I'll just kill the one looking to axe ME in the back.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 19, 2008, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

"Okay, I'm going to use my second wind and then charge up the ladder."

"Charge up the... Dave, your character's hands are both full. He can't even climb the ladder, let alone charge it. I don't even know what that would entail. Brad, go ahead and take your turn while Dave studies up on anatomy."

MOMENTS LATER

"Alright, I'm going to charge up the ladder."

"But you already... that doesn't work, Dave, because..."

"Yeah, let's try it again."

"Ok, so how do you propose that... lemme see here... Gabriel. How does Gabriel 'charge' the ladder with both hands full? I am honestly curious."

"Well, why doesn't he jump? Just hop up the ladder. Hop hop hop."

"That's.... I.... I can't even... Okay, you know what? Fine. Let's do it. Make an Acrobatics check."

"You know it."

(clatter)

"Well, I'll be damned."

-----------------------------

In a superheroic and extraordinarily undwarflike display of poise, Gabriel Sledgehammer charges up the ladder. He leaps, like a graceful ballerina, from rung to rung. It is patently ridiculous to behold.

Arriving atop the ledge, he takes a moment to bask in the glory before mauling a nearby (and awestruck) hobgoblin.

14 damage, archer bloodied. Gabriel's HP 27 (2)

You do know why this happened, right Pang?

YES WE DID, PANG.

YES WE DID

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 25, 2008, 10:29 PM

Great thing you made that wiki for character data, then. Anything I can help you get back?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 27, 2008, 03:38 AM

future of Lurker:

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Dec 1, 2008, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Shin

Am I right in thinking you can only healing surge once per battle or has Bob been close to death for ages for no reason?

ONCE PER BATTLE

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?