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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 3, 2008, 07:31 PM

The difference being that now you have to run there on your stubby little legs, which might take a while.

I can reach the goblin on my next turn. I'm fine with it. Also, a dwarf running all encumbered by armour is a hilarious image, and fully worth it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 3, 2008, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Your turn, Brady.

Incidentally, I just want to remind everyone that your at-will powers have unlimited uses. You should be using them instead of basic weapon strikes. The unenhanced weapon attacks are only there for use when you get a free attack on someone else's turn.

I mean, unless you're actively trying to get killed in which case EXCELLENT WORK

Well... well... maybe I just want to give someone else a turn!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 3, 2008, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by Bradylama

A Surge is a minor action, right?

Standard action for everything but dwarfs.

A Dwarf gets his second wind as a minor action.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 4, 2008, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by Shin

I'm back now, as and when Knk has moved.

You've cowered well, sir. And haven't died. Kudos.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 4, 2008, 03:05 AM

That last little flurry was interesting. We're on Argumentus now, right?

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 4, 2008, 03:13 AM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The light cantrip only has a 4-square radius, so if they run out of rods they'll just have to cluster tightly around Bob like the meatshields they are.

Indeed so!

The dwarf roared in pain as the fire engulfed him. The flames blistered his skin, singed his beard and heated his armour.

Where in the hell did you find that? That's fucking brilliant.

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · 01:35 PM

All right, I'm a bail for about six hours, and then I'll be back for a bit.

Take it easy.

NEXT DAY EDIT:

Dropped my track. Now I'm off to play footy for a couple hours before work. I should be able to post again before I leave for the pub tonight if we get around to it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 4, 2008, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

I know I clicked on it at least twice...

Funny how Bob rolled last in the previous round, and this time he's first.

If that goblin doesn't die soon, I'm going to run out of movies to quote.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 4, 2008, 11:58 PM

A wizard who dresses like a woman. A dwarf who quotes movies. Aren't we a team to remember.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 5, 2008, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Hard to say for sure since I am not the DM, but I have a feeling Shin forgot that no one speaks goblin.

Anyways, how does one determine passive insight and passive perception? The page the character sheet chapter refers to just talks about how passive checks work. Are they both just 10 plus any applicable modifiers?

As Pang pointed out, there's a lot of that in the 4th edition manual.

"Thing A is used here."

"How do I figure out thing A?"

"We don't know. LULZ."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 02:29 AM

All right, off for the night. Take it easy, hepcats.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 11:00 AM

I have posted something that could well end poorly. We shall see.

Off to work, catch up on the chaos when I get home later.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 10:10 PM

Fucking knew that opening the door was going to be a bad idea. Right. ONCE MORE INTO THE FRAY, DEAR FRIENDS.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 7, 2008, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Shin

Having thus far escaped injury and not needed to use it, can someone explain to me what that health surge business is all about please?

Once in battle (second wind) and as many times outside as your stats allow (it's listed on your sheet) you regain 1/4 of your max HP. So Gabriel gets 7 back in his surges, as he has 30 HP (always round down).

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 10, 2008, 03:32 PM

I can't believe you walked off and played in slime. >8(

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 10, 2008, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

You're just jealous because I was off in the back room getting sticky.

Mostly because you didn't bring me. Also, if my Paladin gets eaten by a huge slime, I'm going to murder your wife.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 10, 2008, 06:46 PM

I love that the Life Seeker paragon path for the Warforged is basically Data from TNG.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 10, 2008, 08:41 PM

Hey Pang. Next time let's play Exalted.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 12, 2008, 04:18 AM

That fucking rat swarm is enough of a pain in the ass to kill with mundane weapons, thank you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 13, 2008, 01:02 PM

Where did you find those, anyway?

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 13, 2008, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

...and the battle is won in absentia.

So long as we didn't kill the poor retard.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 14, 2008, 03:41 AM

You should ask if getting your dumb elf-ass eaten is going to happen faster than Assrapist of Hamburglar killing you for making him fight again.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 14, 2008, 05:43 PM

I swear, if I wasn't playing someone who follows a war god, I'd just walk into the north room, shut the door, and let it eat the elf.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 14, 2008, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

If you were in combat I'd have posted an initiative order.

As it is the ooze will probably leave you alone until it's done eating corpses, or until one of you makes a sudden move (whichever comes first).

(There are no rules for how long does it take to dissolve a goblin so I'm kind of winging this)

Yet, I bet somewhere on a D&D site there is a post calling out the makers of the game for being less than thorough for this very reason. And then fifteen straight posts by chem majors saying they dissolved pig flesh in a mildly acidic gel solution and then broke it down by number of rounds, assuming a round is somewhere around 6 seconds. And then 20 posts of people arguing it's closer to 6.2 seconds. And then a lot of people bitching about how they shouldn't have given up on edition 3.5 and then 140 posts of people haranguing about how AD&D was the pinnacle of play and all these greenhorns should go to hell.

Games aren't about fun, Pang. They're about precision and reality.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 16, 2008, 11:52 PM

Where the hell is knk? We have some fucking slime to kill, goddamnit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.