HAY GUYS

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 9, 2009, 12:57 AM

I stop reading for a few days and suddenly wham. Acer makes the post of the century.

Nice.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 9, 2009, 02:42 PM

Yeah, Pang. I don't know if you added me back in when I died, but I'd appreciate being back in the queue.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 10, 2009, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by Skexis

I...

I think I not only wasted the breath, I might've just hit Garr with it.

WORST ADVENTURER EVER

I think you're forgetting the thief that touched a necklace and disappeared FOREVAH.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

A new druid build has been released

Now, in D&D

you can literally be a dog with bees in your mouth

and when you bark

it shoots bees at them

that is all

The sad part is, it just makes me love the design team even more.

Additional Spam:
Also, I'm sure we've all already seen these, but if you haven't, you fucking should.

Twenty Sided Blog Archive DM of the Rings I:The Copious Backstory

Darths & Droids

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 1, 2009, 07:05 PM

Fuck every single one of you.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 2, 2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Ayup.

LeHah PMed me to let me know he had personal issues that precluded him spending time on the game, and Cette (who would have been next in line) is awfully flaky in terms of uh being on the board with any regularity at all.

At least we got through one whole battle without a roster change.

Time to put plan hit Zerg with an anvil into action, Skills.

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 4, 2009, 07:11 AM

Loading a crossbow (non-repeating) is a minor action. A bow is a free action.

Someone kill Zerg already.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 8, 2009, 08:36 PM

You... You people murdered Murray.

You fuckers.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 8, 2009, 08:40 PM

I can't wait until we get to say that about you in a smug fashion.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 8, 2009, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

He died valiantly and with great honor.

I hope nobody ever says that about your parents.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 13, 2009, 09:25 PM

I love how this gets more and more like Darths & Droids or DM of the Rings every day.

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 13, 2009, 09:27 PM

Also not your fault Skills is all Rainman about these things.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 15, 2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Beholders aren't from Final Fantasy.

Gygax is rolling in his grave, Zerg.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 16, 2009, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Stepladder Hop '09

Best. Dice. Ever.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 16, 2009, 10:46 PM

He's like some sort of cock-blocking machine.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 07:38 PM

Does anyone have arrows? Light that shit on fire.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 07:44 PM

Just kill this guy already. And I don't mean the trolls.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Notwithstanding that his ability to remember that you can do knowledge checks is the only immediately obvious reason why this fight won't end with an effectively immortal giant pounding you into the dirt while you all go buh

And this wouldn't be a spectacular and fascinating thing to watch happen why, Pang?

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 08:14 PM

"You walk into a room."

"What's in it?"

"Fifteen elder red dragons."

"...oh."

"And a Beholder."

"Can we run?"

"If you want."

"We run."

"Are you sure?"

"Um... yes?"

"Too bad. The wizard turned the door into a portal to the abyss. You're dead."

"What wizard?!"

"He was hiding. Tough luck."

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 08:18 PM

That's no challenge. Everyone dies in Shadowrun. Besides, given how little I'm around these days, it'd be the slowest game on the face of the planet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 08:22 PM

I seem to remember Ayos saying he wanted to try running a game of Werewolf.

One will get you ten that game is going slowest of all.

Most amazing jew boots

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Somewhere, ReclusiveWriter is running a "mature" campaign of Big Eyes, Small Mouth

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Nov 24, 2009, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by a lurker

too soon

still propped in anticipation for it being not too soon anymore

Hey. Ghandi is anti-violence, NOT anti-comedy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Dec 15, 2009, 11:33 PM

You can download the CC from pretty much any torrent site. Has been available forever.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Dec 15, 2009, 11:41 PM

Not chastising you, saying to certain OTHER PEOPLE that more than the demo has been floating around for quite some time.

I think everyone should have the CC. It will make turn over quicker once Zerg dies.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?