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I poked it and it made a sad sound · Jul 24, 2007, 12:20 PM

This blows my fucking mind.

How is it that after coke possession, MULTIPLE DUIs, and crashing into shit, she's still not in fucking prison. It's not like she has a fucking career to worry about while getting gang-raped by broomsticks in the slammer.

Goddamn, I wish someone would do something about this shit. It's frustrating as all hell to know that if you're a celebrity, you don't have to pay the consequences of any of your actions. It sets an even WORSE example for idiot Americans who think that this is actually how it works in the US legal system.

LOCK. THE. BITCH. UP.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Jul 24, 2007, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Quickest "hot to whore" transition in Hollywood history.

Who are you kidding.

Bitch hasn't been "hot" since she was jail bait.

I'm with Devo and her Dad - the three of these brain dead beauties should get really fucking drunk, snort a shitload of angel dust, and go for a nice drive off a cliff.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Jul 27, 2007, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by BlueBomber

Ok, she's a dumb bitch and all, but Jesus you guys. I really don't wish fucking death upon her...

The reality is: she's searching for her own death. And one day, she'll get it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Jul 27, 2007, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Divest

Duuuumb. What kinda pseudo-philosophical bullshit is that?

You're joking, I'm sure....

....aren't you?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Jul 27, 2007, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by LeHah

That depends. How many child stars burned themselves out in the same way? Linda Blair, Dana Plato, David Cassidy and Corey Feldman all had serious drug problems and all have survived to some degree or another. (Plato commited suicide years after the fact, even after making porn, so thats rather unrelated).

River Phoenix is an exception, not a rule.

Drugs are one thing. Go nuts, do as many drugs as you like. You can always recover. I don't really give a shit if people want to fill their bodies up with toxic shit. That's their business, not mine.

DUIs are a whole new ball game. You get behind that wheel drunk and you decide to go for a spin, you're taking a MUCH bigger risk. Let's not even consider how much worse it could be when you accidentally kill someone upon killing yourself when hitting a goddamned wall.

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