[Amusing] I have a broken controller because...

N64 aside, my main console controllers are in great shape. Nintendo, snes, genesis- all playable. I've played the shit out of them for nearly 20 years if not more. They still work fine. This is amazing considering how pissed off I used to get with video games... Ninja Gaiden was my nemesis. I don't remember throwing the controller. I think I would just punch inanimate objects. Maybe go outside with my bro and twirl him around like a helicopter into a suplex.

Fuggit

Anyways, I recently bought a Logitech dual analog controller for my computer. I started noticing huge operational lags and times where the controller simply would cut out. I might as well have been playing Super Castlevania IV with a pork chop.

Anyways, the controller lasted 2 months and now it doesn't work at all. Surprisingly, I was far from pleased. They said they'd replace it free of charge but screw it. I am not holding a second controller to any standard higher than the dreaded 'pork chop' standard.

I now call this company Logiturd, btw.

Jam it back in, in the dark.