[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Argumentus won't be needing help I think.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If his attack misses because he moved out of flank to perform a healing spell he by all reason cannot I will be most cross.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That door seems to have hinges which open in on the room, so what if Argumentus wanted to bull rush the door to rip it off its hinges and open up a second avenue to flank the guard? Minor or major action?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't think you get how overpowered I want to be. =/

FELIPE NO

Yeah that's the stuff

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm asleep already so...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

We're so close to a level-up I can taste it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's quite a man-train you guys got going on there.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, this is a rules question. Let's say there's a chasm or some other similar pit or trench or cliff face that falling off of would spell one's doom. The rules say if there's no space available that you can't bull rush something if there's no square you can push them into. So could I bull rush something and push it into a position where a deadly fall could occur?

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Fuck I hate this hallway. I hate it so much.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I take all the pain and Zephyrin gets all the glory, typical rogues.

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FELIPE NO

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

*is forever silent*

Jam it back in, in the dark.

FUCK NEWBIES!!!!!!!

haha just kidding <=)

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19 damage on an attack with a +13 to hit jesus H

Now this is how you use a Daily.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Lurk's character is Lv2. Whatchu talkin' about, Zerg?

Not according to her character sheet.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

"Him Blaster. Me Master."

I was speaking idiomatically.

That's honestly why I made sure to get them, since +2 damage won't matter if they can't hit anything, sorry fellas. vv

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was.

FELIPE NO

We can do it when we come back with a full party. Can't trust lizardfolk.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Man I'd really like to initiate some dialogue but I feel like Argumentus is too stupid to perform interrogation.

I guess us serious roleplayers just have a hard time of it.

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Wishing we had Zeph around to search for traps.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't see no healing spells, missy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shin

thjat's me (lol) I'm boromir

:toot:

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