[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Blindsight only lets oozes discern edibles within 60 feet, so if we remain 6 spaces from the ooze can we just avoid a fight with it altogether for now?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Another question about fighting ooze. Argumentus can't really hurt it with his mundane fists, but what would happen if I threw a corpse at it, would that slow it down?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Welp then just move me there. Make that healing surge a surge of flatulence or whatever.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Do they have rules for antlers?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Are we technically in combat or will it not initiate until the ooze wants one of us?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Beard Overflow

Games aren't about fun, Pang. They're about precision and reality.

Simulation is fun

FELIPE NO

Cast a spell you fucking nonce you can seize initiative ARGH!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

fuck yes improvised weapons rule

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hell

Yes

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The lollipop guild can fuck a nigga up.

They just look like they hard is what I'm saying.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Just look at their popped eyes and hard glares. Those bright clothes and ready gifts must hide a dark past.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Thank god I got high initiative. Also forgot I'm not a dwarf.

Also are there any spells which can't be cast from prone?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Question: If I used a skill in the middle of battle to affect NPC behavior, like say intimidate, would that be considered a minor action?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

oh god I'm going to diiiiiiiiiiieeeee this drake is fucking my shit up

FELIPE NO

Another rules question: Our attack cards have indicators for damage on hit like say, 1[W] + Str Damage. Strength modifiers are pretty self-evident but what does the 1[W] refer to?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ok, also strength modifiers aren't as self-evident as I thought. The Cleave card says "an enemy adjacent to you other than the target takes damage equal to your Str." Is that damage equal to my base strength or the strength modifier?

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So for Brady 1[W] refers to what, a 1d4 since he's just punching things?

This seems to be the gist of it. I was hoping we'd have found a club or a mace by this point since Argumentus likes bashin things as much as punching them but no dice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Strength Modifier. Which, since you are a FREAKISH 18, I believe is a 3?

4

There's also critical hits he's pulled off so. vv

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dunno how that happened (I wasn't paying attention) but you weren't reported in any case.

How ya doing, buddy?

I think Hill Giants wield "Great Clubs" which are basically uprooted trees.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

All these tables you've been wrecking have table legs attached to them, you know. Hell, just grab a skeleton bone. Improvised weapons are usually d8s

What if I were to, say, tear the limb off of a felled foe?

I was speaking idiomatically.

As long as we're waiting for Kwnwzrd I have more questions!

I could probably use an improvised weapon from the recently destroyed table (I'm assuming), but would I have to be standing in the same square as where the table used to be, or merely in a space adjacent to the debris?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Also, what if I tore the limb off of an undead like a zombie. Even if the hit die is still 1d4 could that be considered to have necrotic effects?

This is just for curiosity's sake.

FELIPE NO

Last question (swear to God) will picking up that table leg be considered a minor action?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Also it was a good thing you did, Zeph. I didn't want to make a note of this because I read the Monster Manual and I thought informing you all would be kinda gay, but Guard Drakes get huge bonuses when they're around allies. Guard Drake's bite gets 1d10 + 9 damage while within 2 squares of an ally.

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Can I get some stats for my sweet new table leg? I want to put it in my character sheet. =)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Don't use Dailies on enemies with high saving throws is what I've learned.

There's nowhere I can't reach.