[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

It's not like you don't have at least an hour at a time to handle all of us, either.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I actually don't have that zombie handled at all. Help me.

why the fuck can't we hit these things? zombies have some of the lowest ACs in the game

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hey Pang, when an attack says +7 vs. Fortitude, what is that +7 being added on top of?

I was speaking idiomatically.

ah yes, IC

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What kind of properties would an improvised torch have? (one that's on fire, of course)

Most amazing jew boots

Pang considers the tactical possibilities:

Spoiler:

YouTube Video

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

OKAY I WAS TRYING TO WRITE SOME DESCRIPTIVE TEXT BUT HAVE IT YOUR WAY

NUMBERS ONLY

this is a lie

Jam it back in, in the dark.

yeah, that would be two move actions and a standard, which is impossible

There's nowhere I can't reach.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

Should've rolled a Ranger.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think you gave me a weakness status, but I was only gnawed on.

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Oh that's Bless, n/m

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Aw, so I guess the shift wouldn't let me dodge the explosion, huh? =(

I was speaking idiomatically.

A mage who miss a 1hp monsta

a shameful mage

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I see Unstoppable has *healing too.

I think I'll just lie down for a moment...

FELIPE NO

Bob should attack the dogs, since they have zombie weakness and he can do a burst attack. After RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY RUN SHIN RUN

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Is it a feat he can use? One that applies specifically to this sort of situation?

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I just ate a crit, too, it'll even out the odds I tells ya!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls respect jah precision

rollin buds

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So as I understand it, we're all doing our own die rolls?

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OR IS DENI A NAUGHTY BOY!?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You'd know if you read the manuals, nub.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, it's not like he's had since July of last year to learn about how attacks work in a game where all you do is attack something.

I was speaking idiomatically.

At the local library, which is open to the public. Support your local library today.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Saw Pang's placeholder post and then forgot to check back. =I

FELIPE NO

If the zombie captain is dazed how could it attack Soggy?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Full Defense only gives you +2 AC and being prone gives combat advantage so it'd be like spending a whole turn doing nothing while standing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Then hit something, ya dummy!

There's nowhere I can't reach.