[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

The only way it'd be finished is if lurker got crits on both her attacks, so I think you're good to go.

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Ya ya, you get the retraining option every level on top of everything else, so you can retrain your focus to picks and still pick up a new feat

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Combat status update: captain's dead, green dog will die if anybody breathes on it too hard

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Divine Rage is just another Channel Divinity feature but it shoves people around so I guess that's fun




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Okay so that also eliminates the yellow one thanks to Zombie Weakness

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Star Pact, eh.

Outside the ordered universe that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity — the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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He gets the shift as part of his attack, actually, so it's just a component of his standard. I was wrong when I was correcting him for it earlier.

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Because the combination of halfling + cleric conspires to gimp the fuck out of your weapon options, mostly.

Weapon proficiency gives you the +2 (or +3 sometimes) proficiency bonus to hit with the weapon in question. You can use weapons without proficiency but the game largely assumes you don't so without proficiency you might do more damage but you'll miss more often than not.

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Originally Posted by a lurker

So do I get a +1 to damage rolls when I have proficiency or what?

No, that's weapon focus which is a whole other thing, but you could get Weapon Focus Dagger if you just wanted to improve the damage on your dagger I guess.

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Also I get to use something stronger than a mace if I get mace proficiency right?

Like a flail or something?

You have mace proficiency! If you want to use a flail you should get flail proficiency!

Although really if you were to spend a feat on weapon proficiency you might as well just go nuts and get Craghammer or something

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Also I don't think Brady ever got back to me about his intended ability gains, so that's not expediting matters at all

Originally Posted by a lurker

For this fighter multiclass business, what is an interrupt attack? Would you be handling that automatically like an AoO?

An interrupt just means it interrupts whatever you're responding to with the attack, ergo, your attack gets priority whatever it is.

Because it's once per encounter it would be a bit silly to automate that.

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(Pang never hands out any picks again, ever)

I was speaking idiomatically.

I guess you'd call it at-will. Anytime you make an attack, you'd decide whether or not it's a Power Attack. So you'd use a Power Attack'd Righteous Brand one turn, and then an un-Powered Brand the next, and so on.

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Hawk, thank you for your temporary service in the Horde. You've been awesome. =D

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

So a natural 20 disease check means I can never get infected again, right?

Well, you can never get Cemetery Rot again, anyway

It's like chicken pox

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Originally Posted by Shin

Edit: I rolled a dice for my stealth check but obviously I have no idea what modifiers you might want to apply to that. Do you want us to press the roll button for deliberate skill checks or is that more of a behind-the-screen thing?

I add your Stealth skill bonus to it, and check the total against the monster's Perception. Just like any other roll it's up to you if you want to bother with doing it personally or not, though of course it saves me a little time if you do.

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For those of us who haven't memorised the rulebook, a phantom chasm is what exactly? The players handbook only lists phantom steeds.

It's a big illusion of a hole, what does it sound like?

Rules-ishly speaking it's a level 1 wizard spell that I've appropriated for my purposes.

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I think the thing that makes him useful is he's the only one that knows where all the evacuees went, without which knowledge it's rather difficult to retrieve them after you solve the problem and thereby get the reward you were promised in return for solving said problem.

In short, Ewan has the keys to the strongbox.

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It does not so much explode as "collapse harmlessly as a method of preventing Brady from just poking at it indefinitely".

Because dang

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Yes, in precisely the same way that Gabe and Brigid are "covering the rear" in the event of sudden caterpillar attack.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

TIE IT DOWN TO SOMETHING

Originally Posted by Denicalis

he shrugged

I was speaking idiomatically.

In fairness it was a pretty high-level hole in the ground

I mean it nearly killed bob

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Zerg, you have made an enemy today

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Alright, all the wikis should be up to date now.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Oh, just for the sake of curiosity, what were you planning to do if someone actually answered 9,000 cubic feet?

Why, I would have dropped them into a ditch 5 yards wide, 10 feet deep, and 20 yards long.

Given their general luck with holes in the ground, this probably would have killed one of them somehow.

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Technically they did go first but I just used their turn to move them forward so

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Advice which will neither save nor kill them but may damn their souls to eternal torment in the Nine Hells is also acceptable.

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Yes, but WHOOMPH KAPOW doesn't exactly tell me which roll is against which spider group

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