[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

As if I'm going to waste the dragon's murderizing breath weapon on a single dude.

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Except for that time he fled from danger at maximum speed. Other than that, never.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ok I'll think about it but I don't think our skeleton friends will fare well against the Thunder From Down Under

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SCHNEE-4

THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, PANG.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, just missing. I am not quite malicious enough to throw enemies at you that you can't even hurt.

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Originally Posted by Shin

is a healing surge a minor or major action?

Second Wind is a standard action (unless you're a dwarf, etc)

Just because you're trying to do it doesn't mean I'll let you, lurk

Quote:

until I know if I can heal and cast a spell in the same turn

Noooooooooooooooooooo, you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Okay, let's review! =D

A second wind includes a healing surge, and also temporarily boosts your defenses. However, in combat you cannot access your healing surges directly; they have to be triggered by a Second Wind, or a Healing Word, or whatever.

Your case is a little different since Healing Word is a minor action, so you could theoretically do that.

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Also, here's Brady's Wiki page, if he decides he wants to do something other than Reaping Strikes ever.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by a lurker

Or am I only allowed one Major Action at a go, and can move regardless of whether I attack or heal myself?

(And in addition to that you could use your action point for an additional action of any kind, if you wanted)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

BRADY

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The dragon is 2 squares wide.

The stairs are 2 squares wide.



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse

and his name that sat on him was Death, and a fucking dragon followed with him

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ahahahaha Shin's turn

During the weekend

haaaaaaaa

Anyhow here's Motsognir's wiki, so now all of you will know precisely what options are available to prevent your getting eaten alive

Last fight in the dungeon, people. No sense bein' stingy.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 per encounter, yeah.

Otherwise all the healing/inspiring words and so on would be kind of redundant.

FELIPE NO

Well, normally it would. But in the case of Bob's sleep spell it can't wake up earlier than its next saving throw, at the end of its next turn. So you've all got at least that long to pummel on it, possibly longer if it fails to save.

(which is, yeah, pretty overpowered and I looked pretty hard for a way around it, but no, you knock the fucker out and he's a pinata)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Cuts their damage output in half, yeah.

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Yes.



5-character minimum.

Actually, let's go over the difference between shifting and walking again because some of us are still having trouble.



When you shift, you move ONE SPACE. If you move more than one space, you didn't shift, and no amount of insistence will change this. However, shifting does not provoke opportunity attacks! This is what makes it worth doing! Shifting is safer than walking, which in turn is safer than running.

Exceptions, of course, are made for powers which move you more than one space but refer to it explicitly as a shift, such as Expeditious Retreat et cetera. If the power says you shift, you shift, even if it would otherwise be absurd.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alas, no. The target has to be an enemy that you could theoretically hit yourself.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

This was a natural 20, right?

But of course.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, Shin. How's it going, buddy?

Are things all right for you?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It is less that I lost interest in the game and more that my HD lost interest in my data, including the data (maps, sourcebooks, tokens, photoshop) which supports the game. I have spent much of the evening recovering said data. As soon as I finish rebuilding these two rooms for the third time, we're good to go!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a lurker

Oh, Pang, I wanted to ask - this is a Black dragon, does this imply he's undead at all?

The weakest undead dragon in the manual is... level 18.

So... probably not.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You'd have to pass through his melee range to get by, so yeah.

FELIPE NO

It's a curtain, and yes. I would rate its dragon-resistance factor as approximately .001.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Nope. (Taking PC equipment away mid-fight is just a huge bookkeeping hassle, fuck that)

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You can have more than one surge

you just can't have more than one second wind

These guys could elect to use a healing power on you and let you spend a surge, but they haven't. Because they're dicks.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't think I explained in detail how the summoned dog works before, so:

The conjured creature acts on the same initiative count as you. Every action it takes costs you a minor action (which you use to issue commands), and a conjured creature cannot exceed its normal allotment of actions (a standard, a move, and a minor action) during its turn. If you spend no minor actions on your turn to command the creature, it remains where it is without taking any actions on its turn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.