[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Hard to say for sure since I am not the DM, but I have a feeling Shin forgot that no one speaks goblin.

If you speak loud and slow enough they'll understand you, much like speaking to dwarves.

And technically, given a bit of time to set up the ritual, Scary Bob can speak Goblin.

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I borrowed a Players handbook and GM guide (which I probably won't read) from my little brother. They are Edition 3.5.

Before I start reading this, does anybody know if it's going to substantially differ from the rules we are playing with, and if I should even bother?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

does anybody know if it's going to substantially differ from the rules we are playing with, and if I should even bother?

It's probably not worth the time. Enough of the rules have changed since 3.5 that it's only going to confuse you if anything.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Perform a strength check against Scary Bob overturning a table.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fucking knew that opening the door was going to be a bad idea. Right. ONCE MORE INTO THE FRAY, DEAR FRIENDS.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Having thus far escaped injury and not needed to use it, can someone explain to me what that health surge business is all about please?

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Originally Posted by Shin

Having thus far escaped injury and not needed to use it, can someone explain to me what that health surge business is all about please?

Once in battle (second wind) and as many times outside as your stats allow (it's listed on your sheet) you regain 1/4 of your max HP. So Gabriel gets 7 back in his surges, as he has 30 HP (always round down).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Beard Overflow

Fucking knew that opening the door was going to be a bad idea.

And yet Zeph's just done exactly the same thing. Bracing for two-pronged attack...

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Pang, I think Knk's last post was a forward instruction for his turn, move forward 5 spaces, which makes it the other Dire rat's turn.

FELIPE NO

*COUGH*
I wonder if rats are immune to oily fire.
*COUGH*

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Pang, I think Knk's last post was a forward instruction for his turn, move forward 5 spaces, which makes it the other Dire rat's turn.

That will all happen just as soon as Deni's taken his turn

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Originally Posted by Shin

Pang, I think Knk's last post was a forward instruction for his turn, move forward 5 spaces, which makes it the other Dire rat's turn.

I was honestly thinking the same thing but didn't voice it. I blame Zeph for picking a dwarvish-sounding name.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

He didn't pick a name at all.

He had to have one assigned to him.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Considering his current course of action, his name may not be of much of a concern in the near future.

Here's hoping for some murderizing.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Considering his current course of action, his name may not be of much of a concern in the near future.

Here's hoping for some murderizing.

Rest assured, if you come into the game and I'm still alive, somebody's going to get a knife in their back.

I was speaking idiomatically.

C'mon Zeph, open the hatch. You know you want to.

Edit:

Originally Posted by Pangalin

He didn't pick a name at all.

He had to have one assigned to him.

And even then you gave him such an ordinary name? He could have been called "Shifty Sneakyboots" or something similar as preventative measure against laziness in future players.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The whole point of a role-playing game is to, uh...play a role. Sometimes I think it's avoiding the purpose if you get to customize your character too much.

Granted we still instill our personality traits into the characters actions, and I'd probably do a piss poor job trying to pretend to be a lawful neutral character, etc, but I just think it's not a big deal for the DM to decide my character for me.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Sometimes I think it's avoiding the purpose if you get to customize your character too much.

The role you play is set by you. How much you customize your character doesn't matter in the big picture regarding the purpose, which is to play a role.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

And even then you gave him such an ordinary name?

His name is Grass Deadmoney, what do you want from me

Originally Posted by wikipedia

Fescue may also cause a type of cancer in the colon of the horse which will result in a slow painful death for the horse.

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Nevermind, I like yours better now anyway.

I think from now on I will have to google search everything Pang types, just in case I am missing some hidden meaning.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I like the name Fescue. Shut up.

I also like how the party hasn't been able to avoid conflict and in fact is making every decision possible to get themselves attacked.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think a DnD game where conflict is avoided at every opportunity would be rather dull.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Verily 'tis a fool that thinks the Orcs an unreasonable lot.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't want to alarm anyone but this seems like it might be a good time for those of you near the top of the reserve list to finalize your character concepts!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Can I leap over tables, or are they difficult terrain?

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I can't believe you walked off and played in slime. >8(

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?