[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Bullshit. 4th Edition?! How am I going to have my dwarf bard, Pang? Huh?!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, your friends were just being jerks.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If I can't be a dwarf bard then I require a random character. Preferably not an elf. Come on you scalawags.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I NEED THE MOST WORTHLESS TERRIBLE CHARACTER POSSIBLE. COME ON GUYS. COME. ON.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

FUCK YES! I GET TO BE THE MAKE STUFF GO BOOM GUY. I BETTER GET TOSSED 20 FEET BY THE STRONG MAN. FUCK. =D

How ya doing, buddy?

I HOPE I GET TO BE RETARDED AND DUMP MYSELF IN SEWAGE WATER TO GET RID OF TINY BUGS ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU CURSE. YOU ARE NOW COVERED IN FILTH AND THE TINY BUGS CONTINUE TO BITE YOU. YES! DO I GET A DISEASE FROM IT? NO. OH.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I SAY WE RESCUE THE PIRATES FROM THE EVIL PRINCESS! WHAT SAY YOU, BOYS!?

FELIPE NO

Just so you know, my turn should it ever arrive will be over rather quickly depending whether there are traps about. I constantly search for them whether I'm good at it or not and of course I LOVE setting them off. Makes it more fun. For me at least.


There is a large hole.

I INSPECT THE HOLE FOR TRAPS.

There are lots of spikes at the bottom.

I JUMP IN!

You die.

DO I DROP ANY SWEET LOOT? =D

No.



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

These powers. Sometimes I misuse them without realizing it!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

*COUGH*
I wonder if rats are immune to oily fire.
*COUGH*

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Keep splitting them, Deni. Maybe if you get them small enough you can keep one as a pet.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh man. Now I want to play as a leper. How fun would that be? =D

Most amazing jew boots

I do believe it's raping time.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sweet! Maybe I can sell tickets!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And mighty thirsty for a can of Surge. Can they be quenched? Let's find out!

FELIPE NO

He's a rogue. He can just dodge it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Last time my character died it was the result of taking a downed ally who I had no chance of healing and riding his body down the steep side of a mountain like a sled. I was really hoping for a Temple of Doom raft ride sequence but alas my dwarf bard was no Indiana Jones. Anyway, I thought it was stylish.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

While he's at it he should also try to search for traps.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Don't worry, Pang. I can guarantee that even with massive repeated failures my Halfling Warlock will search for both traps and secret doors as I don't give a shit about treasure and often give it over to companions. Be it dungeon, flower field, or inn I will try to find these traps and doors.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

He's not. Shin has the power to do so and did, but I'll let Ani back in here in like a week unless there's some huge objection. I'm sure he'll learn his lesson or has already.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Screw that. Assholes deserve death. You already gave them plenty of chance before the battle started even as much as I'd like to hear why they were drop kicked into this hole.

How ya doing, buddy?

Besides, you never know if Shin might attempt a bit of necromancy for great humorous results.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shin

He's not averse to some posthumous teabagging taunts though.

If that doesn't raise the dead then nothing will.

FELIPE NO

NO DENI! PIGGYBACK BATTLIN! NO CRAWLING AWAY. PIGGYBACK BATTLINNNN!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING ZEPH.

There was the fact that your character is a bit weak and a rogue and he'd be lifting a burly dwarf. BUT DAMN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL. Maybe Pang would fudge your strength check JUST BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY VERY AWESOME.



Jam it back in, in the dark.