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Mar 21, 2008 - 12:38 PM
I rather like this job
All the scientists in my section, which is to say everyone but me, are in Seattle for a conference. They left me alone with complete access to expensive laboratory equipment (not that I'm doing something stupid with it). One of the scientists just got a package with chemicals that need to be kept below 0C. It was packed in dry ice. I've got an erlenmeyer flask, 75mL of water, and David Bowie playing on the computer.

This may be a fun afternoon after all.


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Jan 10, 2008 - 09:18 PM
I <3 unsecured wireless networks
comming to you live from my new next door neighbor's wireless network (i know it's their's because it's named 4308Halliwell, their address). move starts tomorrow. Finally. I had to wait all of December for the Nigerians who don't pay rent to skip town. but after 6 months living with my parents, i am officially an adult. mayhaps i will document my little castle sometime this weekend.


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Dec 14, 2007 - 04:12 PM
There is a Box and I am Always Inside.
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Dec 10, 2007 - 01:06 PM
It's the 10th of December
...and it's 75 degrees Fahrenheit outside.

My war with God has officially begun.


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Nov 20, 2007 - 03:38 PM
A Crushing Weight of Redemption
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now in pencil shift one.


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Nov 14, 2007 - 01:22 PM
Something to Do With Nine Obsessed Me
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Nov 3, 2007 - 01:06 AM
Man, i'm a Pussy.
So i just caught two kids rifling through my car, in my own driveway. I didn't lock it, which is my fault to begin with, but i live in a well establish nice neighborhood with upper middle class families. I've left that car unlocked several times with no concern, and the piece of shit Camry my dad commutes to work with is always unlocked, because it's impossible to unlock otherwise on the driver's side.

Now i'm here alone for the weekend; my dad's camping this weekend and my mom's in Cali with her sister. I rather like being alone for the weekend, but right now, i'm a little shaken. I was laying in bed, about to go to sleep when i thought i heard voices - at first i figured it was my imagination, making sounds out of the trees moving around outside my open window - but after a few seconds it was clearly language. I didn't actually hear words, but you can still recognize the pattern.

Since it's one thirty in the morning, my first thought is curiosity as i just figured it was people out walking. That would be strange, but non-threatening. So i look out my window, which faces the driveway and street and try to see people's walking. Instead i see two peoples leaning over inside the open doors of my car.

So i did my big-bad-wolf yell at em "Hey! Get outta there!" That's what i said. My voice is loud and deep enough to be threating, but "hey, get outta there!" probably not the proper word choice to instill fear into the hearts of men. They tore off anyway, probably more scared than me. Though i will point out that, since i was in bed, all i had on was an undershirt and since my contacts were out, my glasses (archetypically non-threatening). Granted, naked fat guy in an undershirt can be pretty scary given the proper circumstances, but i sure didn't fell that way.

Anyway, i got my fore-mentioned rope and a pair of pants, grabbed the first mildly defensive object (being a relatively light-weight dowel used as a clothes hanger in my closet) and went to check on my car. The kids were long gone and clearly didn't know what the fuck they were doing, because (i swear to god) the only disturbed thing about my car was the owner's manual in the front seat. What were they doing? trying to look up how to steal the stereo? Flipping through the index for "hot wiring"?

still, every little squeak i hear is making me paranoid. I went and got my souviner baseball bat (which is about as good as it get's for on hand weapons - it's actually more dense than the dowel) and a cheap ass but still stab able knife. I double checked all the locks like twice - the front door is impenetrable (i can't even open it with a key cause the lock sticks) but the back is all glass.

There's no good reason to be frightened. Like i said, it's a nice neighborhood, there is no serious crime of any kind. Logically i know they were just some kids being useless bitches, but still.

I've never wanted to own a handgun before now.




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Nov 2, 2007 - 09:32 PM
On being mostly naked, at night.
After i got out of the shower, just moments ago, i put on my awesome terry cloth robe and went out on my back porch.

And was reminded of how nice it feels to be naked in a cool breeze.

It is one of the few simple pleasures that i know of, and it only seems to work on nights like these, where the temperature is that perfect kind of comfortably cool that only seems to occur in the early autumnal weeks. And it only works, too, if it's been a windy - the harsh wind that rubs trees against each other and covers the grass in sienna colored pine needles - day, and you're left with these easy flowing constant breezes at night.

Any given person, i imagine, who finds themselves on a back porch at night in the early autumnal weeks naked under a bathrobe, might well enjoy the sensation of that air brushing a bit higher on the thighs or chest and places where one does not usually feel breezes, but not open the robe and allow it to hit everywhere.

Don't make that mistake. Because letting that breeze into all the dangly bits and bare spots that don't normally get them is simply and holistically satisfying. There is no deviancy or fetish here. I'm just saying it feels nice.

Seriously, go try it some night. If you don't enjoy it, then you should immediately see a doctor, because you have lost your sense of touch.

And, no, i'm not wearing any pants.


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Oct 28, 2007 - 09:55 PM
Archetypically, I'm Suicidal
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with the added flavour of ye olde photoshoppe


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Oct 26, 2007 - 08:53 PM
man, i can't wait for the future.
YouTube Video

my penis is so erect from this it actually hurts.

metaphorically.



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