'THE MONGLER'
Mongler, Mongler, grinning bright
In the imageboard of the trite,
What retarded hand or eye
Could frame thy cheerful faggotry?
On what distant threads or site
Shines the mug of tards' delight?
On what chans dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize new mire?
And what loner and what 'shop
Could twist the pixels of thy crop?
And when thy face began to greet,
What dread team and what m4d 1337?
What the capslock? what the claim?
In what folder was thy lame?
What the get? what dread outrage
Dare its deadly terrors outsage?
When the Wapanese made thine stale
With farce delivered of Fail,
Did He smile His edit to see?
Did He who posted Andy post thee?
Mongler, Mongler, grinning bright
In the imageboard of the trite,
What retarded hand or eye
Dare frame thy cheerful faggotry?