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Sep 15, 2006 - 12:14 PM
I hate relationships.
So my girlfriend goes to help this new "friend" from class with her homework.

She doesn't come back.

I talk to her the next day. Apparently she got drunk with said LESBIAN friend, and stayed the night. Somewhere during all this, she posted a livejournal entry, but was somehow unable to email me and tell me she was getting drunk with some other girl I'd never heard of.

And I'm overreacting by assuming the worst? I'M the shitty girlfriend because of it?!

Like she doesn't know what I've been through before her? Like she FORGOT what she's done to me?!

This is fucking BULLSHIT.


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Aug 15, 2006 - 03:36 PM
I have proof that there is no God.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14360161/


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Jul 31, 2006 - 03:36 PM
This is the coolest shit ever.
For a while now, I'd been wondering what happened to Nepo of The O. He'd released a couple new songs on myspace, had a site up, but nothing was happening. There was no news, no new music, nothing. I'm a huge fan of the music, so this is particularly distressing to me. I don't think there was a day that went by where I didn't check the site or his myspace for some sort of info. There wasn't any. Finally, I resorted to sending him an email which you can find here:

Originally Posted by Me
Hi. Let me preface this by saying that I am a huge fan of yours. Your songs from The O are easily my favorites by the band (or my favorites period), and I think you're pretty much a genius. Since The O broke up, I've been craving some new Nepo tunes. For a while, I thought Gonna Get Got was going to be able to provide that fix, but with every new song I hear it seems like that precious sound has been lost. When your site finally got an overhaul, I was genuinely excited. Hearing songs like The Beast and Air is Brown really got my hopes up, and I continued to keep up with any news of you that I could, hoping that there would be news of an album or something. Anything.

Sadly, it doesn't seem that way. I don't usually do things like this, but out of desperation, I have. Please tell me if you've got something going on. An album, a single, a new TRACK for your myspace. Anything? I hope you haven't given up, because I haven't given up on you

I didn't expect anything in reply. However, I got one, and this is what it said:

Originally Posted by Nepo
hi jessy,

wow. thanks so much for giving such a shit about my music. i'm really
touched. you're right.
i haven't been too active lately. for around a year. i don't wanna get
into the specifics 'cause
they're extremely personal, but i've been dealing with a lot. About 2
weeks ago, i finally started
to get back to work... writing mainly. (i still need to put a band
together)

then, my day job suddenly fired three quarters of the staff, including
me. needless to say,
i was forced to shift my focus, cause i gots to pay the bills. sooo, i'm
dealing with that big
fat crisis right now. but i totally promise you, i've never considered
"giving up" for a second.

i've been planning on making 2 albums. first, i want to finish a couple
more songs &
release a compilation. with around 2 or 3 songs that no one's heard.
Then, i'm gonna sit down
and make a completely new big fat album which'll take a while.

since you're email was so earnest and flattering, i'm gonna send you a
track that no one else has.
it's kinda weird so give it a few listens before you toss it in the
garbage. also, could you
PLEASE not play it for anyone or make any copies? i want to stick this
one on the
compilation, so it would suck if a lot of people heard it. i'll trust
you to abide by my request
in advance.

i hope you like it, and thanks so much for the kind words. you've
inspired me to get back
to work.

nEPo

And now I've pretty much pissed myself in glee. The song also, is fucking awesome.


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Jul 31, 2006 - 04:49 AM
GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!
Or rather, give my writing attention.

Go to my writing thread HERE and read something. Maybe my new story. Maybe something old. But just show me that people have the ability to sit and read something that isn't a thread about toilet paper or posting your desktop.

Make me believe I'm not wasting my fucking time.


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Jul 29, 2006 - 06:42 AM
Someone here browses 4chan!
How do I know? Because they took my exact sig and posted it in /co/.

http://cgi.4chan.org/co/res/187376.html

That was a funny thing to stumble upon.


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Jul 25, 2006 - 06:24 PM
I feel so out of the loop.
Like I no longer fit in here. Is that true? Have you guys all forgotten the lovable emo dyke (Not Sass, me)?

You better not have, you fucking cunts.


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Jul 16, 2006 - 03:03 PM
ANTS ON A PLANE.
Not really, but close. Here's a story for you:

So last night at about 4am I decide to go to bed. I lay down, get comfortable and like any sane young woman I decide that maybe an orgasm would be nice before falling asleep. So, I get down to business. But for some reason I keep feeling weird tickles on my face and on my arm. Whatever. Lots of weird feelings happen when you masturbate.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, I'm done. I keep feeling the weird tickles so I finally get up and go to the bathroom to see wtf it is. I turn on the light, look into the mirror, and what do I see?

ANTS.

ANTS CRAWLING ALL OVER MY FUCKING BODY.

Regardless, I freak the fuck out. I pretty much utter what I can only call a shriek, followed by "Jesus fucking christ" before I jump into the shower (With my underwear still on) and frantically attempt to scrub them off of me. After a brief and panicked shower, I get back out and creep into my room to see where they are and where the fuck they are coming from. The latter I can't find, however, they ARE all over my fucking bed, all over my trash can, and all over my pillow.

I ended up on the couch, but not before tossing my garbage can into the garage and spraying bug spray ALL OVER my bed and wall and floor.

I didn't sleep well. I'm covered in ant bites. I'm not very fucking happy.


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Jul 13, 2006 - 04:21 PM
YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS!!!
http://www.scifi.com/amazingscrewonhead/

All of you need to fucking watch this RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Mike Mignola (As in the creator/artist/writer of Hellboy and others) got an animated series done impeccably in his style. It's pretty damned entertaining and funny (especially near the end).

WATCH IT.


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Jul 13, 2006 - 04:59 AM
It's gonna be over soon between she and I.
I can just feel it.


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