"Oh, I wanted to tell you something the other night, but your father was in the room so I didn't say anything."
> "What?"
"When I was looking for your checks that you said were in the purse...you didn't say
which purse, so...I was looking in all the ones on your doorknob, and I found a condom in the pocket of the brown knit one."
>
... really?
"Yeah...I was going to say something, but I figured if I told your dad he might...I don't know...freak out or something."
I explained that one of my friends had an overflowing car console full of condoms and lube, and he gave it to me when we were on a car trip. She laughed and said, "Oh, it's okay. I just thought you were...you know, being careful."
>Apparently not too careful -- I left it in California when I went back to Texas!
Pause...she laughs XD
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